President Barack Obama will unveil new measures to help struggling U.S. homeowners Monday, in the first leg of a campaign-style swing through western states that may be crucial to his re-election in 2012...I'm pretty sure many in Congress can't wait, either, but the thing they can't wait for is the election. That explains why they are so confused by it*.
According to the White House official, he will also try out a new slogan to put pressure on Congress: "We can't wait."
In the unlikely event that the awesome power of this new slogan proves insufficient to bludgeon Congress into giving the President $400b to spend as he sees fit, I suggest that Obama ride up to each member, look him or her square in the eye, and say, "Ni." Maybe they'll bring him a shrubbery at least.
* As for me, the President's new mantra makes that old ALCOA commercial run through my head. Off key, even.
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Obama ride up to each member, look him or her square in the eye, and say, "Ni." Maybe they'll bring him a shrubbery at least
ROFL!
Wonder how many of them would give him poison ivy or poison oak for the shrubbery?
The only thing that worries me is the line, "We shall 'Ni' to you again if you do not appease us."
You know I hate appeasement...
Then afterwards, he will force them to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with...
A HERRING!!!
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