Monday, October 03, 2011

Cleaning out the spam filter


A study in pattern recognition:
Natie: Hello. I live with you in the same place. I am sweet, sassy and a little crazy. See my photos.
Jeany: Hello. I live in your city. I'm beautiful and well appointed. Can you see me here.
Lusy: Nice to meet you! I live in the same city as you. I am beautiful, intelligent girl. See my photos.
Ashley: Hi. I am far from you. I'm smart and beautiful. And here I am.
Mary: How are you?! I live some distance from you. I'm beautiful and well appointed. You can view my photos.
Jeany: How are you?. I'm in your city. I am beautiful, intelligent girl. Some of my photos you can find on...
Mary: How are you?! I live some distance from you. I have a wonderful and very funny girl. You can view my photos.
For our collective sake, I really hope the continued existence of such campaigns is due to their low overhead more than actual success because of the stupidity of their intended victims.

6 comments:

Huckleberry said...

because of the stupidity of their intended victims

Those are the proud voters of the United States of America, I'll have you know...

El Borak said...

Don't depress me, Bro...

Professor Hale said...

No. Those are Nigerian dudes, pretending to be chicks. The good news is that they will not likely be voting in America. The bad news is that they seem to really like you.

JediforGod said...

Want a high-paying job that requires zero imagination, education, and satisfaction?

Professor Hale said...

Hey. Are you censoring me?

El Borak said...

Don't suppress me, Bro...