I wish I'd thought of it

While hanging out with the history faculty this morning, I learned that a student somehow acquired an autographed copy of the aforementioned and soon-to-be eviscerated book, Jill Lepore's "Encounters in the New World: A History in Documents," and gave it to Dr. Schick as a gift. To this unnamed person, I quote King Osric:

What daring! What outrageousness! What innocence! What arrogance!

I salute you.