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Kline Derangement Syndrome

And I thought Bush Derangement Syndrome* was bad. It seems the Savior of the Sunflower State, who delivered Kansas from the worstest AG evar, was not only porking his HR director but trying to use her to undercut Phill Kline's legal case against a local abortion clinic**. But it's not his fault, see?

I believe in Paul Morrison, he has done a great job, and is a very respectable person, and we are not all perfect! Bur it makes me wonder that all of a sudden Mr. Morrison is being accused of something when just recently that goof ball Kline was being investigated by the news media! So it might just be that Kline being the chump that he is, its a possibility that maybe he concocted all of this, being that Morrison was the best man to be Atty Gen.! Kansas!!!

Yeah, Phill Kline made Morrison have an affair, beginning a month before he switched parties, made him carry it on for a year, all through the election and even after they switched offices, but didn't make use of the fact in order to keep his job in Topeka?

That makes perfect sense.

Now, I don't know this for sure***, but politics being what it is I should not be surprised if Phill knew about the affair - certainly people in Morrison's Olathe office knew; there is really no keeping that kind of secret for long. And that means that Phill, while muttering darkly about Morrison's character issues, which smacked of desperation to those in the press, purposely did not use this fact in the campaign. That's not the Phill that people who read the press know, but then again the guy in the paper is not the real Phill Kline.

The real Phill Kline, we all know, manages all aspects of reality from his bunker at an undisclosed location. I wonder if I could get him to help out the Vikings when they play Green Bay again?

UPDATE: I know asterisk-the-third is going to sound like bunk to a lot of people. I can live with that. In my defense I offer this snippet from the Capitol Journal story this morning:

Kline's attorneys asked to file a motion under seal with the federal court to shield a witness from being tampered with by someone outside the "Olathe 8" lawsuit. The request was denied by U.S. Magistrate Judge James O'Hara, who suggested the motion could be filed as a public document. The D.A.'s legal team said a confidential motion was appropriate because contents of the motion could cause someone "grave harm."

However, the judge concluded the motion's contents might have political consequences to both Kline and the person he was accusing of witness tampering. In the end, Kline never filed the motion in open court.

Even though it would have helped his case and exposed Morrison at the same time, Kline declined to file the motion publicly, saving Carter's reputation. Would he do the same during an election? Only he knows, but I have my suspicions.

UPDATE the SECOND:

The KC Star is just sure that Phill is behind it all:

Morrison's suggestion that Phill Kline, his political nemesis and successor in the Johnson County courthouse, had something to do with leaking the story is probably on target. One tipoff: The story broke in the Topeka Capital-Journal, the state's only major newspaper to endorse Kline over Morrison and one of the few newspapers with which Kline enjoys a good rapport.

Yup, Phill talked that innocent girl into filing a federal harassment complaint against Morrison, quitting her job, and voluntarily assuming the reputation of a jilted mistress****, all when he could have exposed the whole thing by simply filing a court order - even if it was denied, the purpose would have been served - asking that Morrison be ordered to stop intimidating his employees. He's a smoothie, that Phill.

* That disease of mind in which one sees everything evil in society as being personally orchestrated by El Presidente.

** He admits to the former, she alleges both. Apparently the federal court system will decide who is right and who is impeached.

*** In fact, it's pure speculation. While it's quite possible that one of these, um, liasons occurred in my old office at the capitol, I was not in the upper echelon of Phill's last campaign. However, I do know Phill, and he really is the kind of guy who would lose an election rather than throw a woman under a bus. Damned chivalry!

**** and I'm just sure she couldn't wait to see stuff like "Not just an affair, those two shagged like rabbits all over that courthouse!!" on the internet.

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