Give me a pointy hat, too

TOUT-TV makes an amazing discovery:

So you scrapped your costly European vacation on account of the weak dollar. You did so to pay for your ever-increasing energy bills. Did you ever consider that the two might be related?

No, dude, I never thought that the falling dollar would affect the price of anything but caviar in Schtaad. See, it's insight like this that keeps me glued to CNBC all day long...