Too bad he never cries

Mark Gilbert notes Chuck Norris' entry into the market:

Chuck Norris doesn't target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it begs for mercy.

Chuck Norris doesn't supply collateral, only collateral damage.

The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit crisis. Too bad he never cries.

When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises.

Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing.

Chuck Norris can still get a 125 percent mortgage on a $2 million condo without providing proof of earnings.

Chuck Norris doesn't mark-to-market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a trade surplus with China.