El Borak's Myopia


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My hamster was slaughtered by a six-fingered cat
FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
What's funny is that a lot of "dies alone with cats" types still have no idea why many of us wanted concealed carry so badly...


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Leprechauns in da 'Hood



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Truly Clueless
When I came home Saturday afternoon, the kitchen table was covered with stacks and stacks of pennies perfectly aligned in long, neat rows. The husband was pacing back and forth in front of them with his hands behind his back and his glasses perched low on his nose. It looked like Cornwallis inspecting a regiment of British Redcoats -- or in this case Copper Coats -- before the Battle of Long Island.

The husband is only a semi-serious coin collector (semi- serious collectors save coins in cardboard Swiss Miss canisters, while serious collectors save them in dignified 10-pound coffee cans). But he takes the business of awarding particular coins promotion into the blue folders very seriously.

He was so busy surveying the columns that he didn't notice me. I clicked my heels, gave a snappy salute and said, "Problem with the rear guard, sir?"

"No," he said without looking up. "The problem is with 1982."

I racked my brain. "War on the Falklands?" I asked.

"Copper and zinc," he said.

He then turned toward me, balancing a penny on the tips of both index fingers as though I should know what this meant...
The amazing thing is that this writer was so busy being cleverly flippant that she never bothered to understand what was happening in front of her face. If you asked her, doubtless she would claim full knowledge of the workings of her husband's mind, but it's obvious throughout the article that she has absolutely no idea what's going on behind blue eyes. She thinks her husband is simply entertaining himself; in reality, he's protecting her financial future.

The most obvious fact she misses is that a normal coin collector has no interest in 1982 Lincoln cents*. With 10.7 billion of them in circulation, they are not rare nor will they ever be rare enough to command a numismatic premium. The fact that he has piles of cents on the table just proves the point. This is not a numismatic endeavor at all, but a metallurgic one.

Now, I can tell a copper 1982 cent from a zinc one by balancing them on my fingers. Anyone can without the least bit of trouble if they concentrate on it - that she couldn't just illustrates how little importance she attached to the whole episode. That she was distracted by the condition of her nails when her husband constructed a crude scale out of an emery board to help her, well, enough said.

The question that ought to have been asked is "why would a grown man bother with the relative weights of coins?" The obvious answer is that it must be worthwhile to separate them by content.

But why draw such a distinction between coins that have the same face value? Because one is intrinsically more valuable than the other. Gresham's Law in action, you know, and a sad byproduct of the government destroying the dollar. Because the dollar is in the process of crashing, the copper in a copper cent is now worth about 160% of the face value of the cent. It won't be long before small coins are made out of aluminum, because the government won't be able to find another metal worth as little as its tokens.

What he's doing is removing from circulation (ahem, hoarding) all the copper cents he can find, squirreling them away in the blue Swiss Miss cannisters she noted but didn't think about, and spending back into circulation the (relatively) worthless zinc cents. The silver in an old silver dime is now about 700% of its face value, which is why you don't find them around^ but instead can buy or sell them in $1000 "bags". For $7500 - $8000 each. Soon you won't find copper cents, either. When I was back East a few weeks ago, that was one thing I noticed: all their money is 'new,' without a copper cent in the bunch. Here in rural Kansas, about 1 of every 4 cents is still worth squirreling away.

So her husband understands inflation, Gresham's law, saving, scarcity, metallurgy, the fall of the dollar, and the history of real metallic coinage, and is taking action, however small, to protect his family from the inevitable ravages of government's fiscal monkeyshines by putting aside money that has value apart from government fiat. Either that or he's just easily amused.

Which one do you suppose she concludes?


* With the exception of making sets of "large date" or "small date" varieties, and those are not collected from coins that have been in circulation for decades.

^ Through an amazing trick of numbers, if you were to pay for your $2.50 gas in 1964 dimes, you would pay .35/gallon for it. In other words, the price of gas hasn't changed all that much: the price of money has changed.


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To Smoke a Camel
Saddam Hussein planned to use "camels of mass destruction" as weapons to defend Iraq, loading them with bombs and directing them towards invading forces.

The animals were part of a plan to arm and equip foreign insurgents drawn up by the dictator shortly before the American-led invasion three years ago, reveals a 37-page report, captured after the fall of Baghdad and just released by the Pentagon.
I don't really have anything to say about this; I just thought it was funny...


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A lesson in tolerance
More than 25,000 evangelical Christian youth landed Friday in San Francisco for a two-day rally at AT&T Park against "the virtue terrorism" of popular culture, and they were greeted by an official city condemnation and a clutch of protesters who said their event amounted to a "fascist mega-pep rally." ...

Assemblyman Mark Leno, D-San Francisco...told counterprotesters at City Hall on Friday that while such fundamentalists may be small in number, "they're loud, they're obnoxious, they're disgusting, and they should get out of San Francisco."
There's something extremely comical about an elected official telling his audience that the protestors whom they are counterprotesting are "small in number" when his audience is 2/10 of 1% the size of theirs. Math skills like that explain liberals' constant surprise that they lose so many elections.

And while such a vitriolic reaction on the part of elected officials in San Fran is probably to be expected - after all, these wierd minorities seldom show their faces in the City by the Bay - I really wonder if a city counselor from a major metropolis who used the same words about some of the left's pet protestors would survive the national media blitzkreig that would inevitably follow. Then again, "loud, obnoxious, and disgusting" could be applied to most of San Francisco's native rallies, so for the life of me I can't imagine why those Christians weren't welcomed with open arms...


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In the day thou eatest

"But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, you shall not eat of it: for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die."
-- Gen 2:17

Is God here threatening that if Adam ate from the forbidden tree, he would be dead before the day was over? A number of critics have made that statement that Satan, who denied that Eve would die (Gen 3:4) was more honest than God, for Adam lived 900 more years after eating of the tree. A number of atheists have even called this "God's first lie."

Christian commentators have occasionally tried to get around the fact that Adam did not drop over dead by saying that ‘spiritual’ death, rather than physical death, is what God is threatening (e.g. "The primary warning is undoubtedly that of spiritual death" - Morris, The Genesis Record, p.94). This seems to get around the ‘immediacy’ problem, because we can then say that Adam died spiritually without dying physically, necessitating a savior who would rescue us who were "dead in tresspasses and sins" (Eph 2:1). The savior is promised to Eve and all mankind in the next chapter (Gen 3:15).

However, as the ideas of "spiritual death" vs. "physical death" are developed so much later in scripture, I cannot help the feeling that we are imposing on the text to make such a proclamation; that certainly was not what the ancients had in mind when they read the passage. God seems here to be talking about physical death, the kind of death Adam and Eve likely witnessed for the first time when God made clothing from an animal (Gen 3:21) to cover their nakedness, and the kind of death we speak of when we say someone died. But if physical death is what is in view here, then our original problem remains: Adam did not die on the day he ate.

On the other hand, the fact that he did not die the very day he ate never seemed to bother the ancients. They never tried to tidy up the text or gloss it over. In fact, those critics who say that this story is a pious fabrication - of course, they would say ‘late tradition’ - must also add idiocy to the list of maladies allegedly suffered by the ancients, for no intelligent person would create a story with such a blatant faux pas only 2 chapters in. The fact that it did not bother the ancients, however, gives us a clue to understanding the verse; maybe they did not understand it the same way we do from a casual reading.

So let us begin by looking where our problem lies, in the words ‘in the day you eat’. To our minds, this suggests an immediacy of consequence: eat, then die. But is that the way the Hebrews understood the phrase?

Fortunately, we have a good example of how the phrase was used from another source: 1Kings 2:36-46.

The story is this: King Solomon sent for a man named Shimei who had cursed his father David (2Sa 16:5) when Absalom rebelled. Upon his entrance to the court, Solomon condemned him to a form of house arrest and threatened him with death if he ever crossed over the Brook Kidron (1Ki 2:36-37).

Some time later, Shimei took a trip to Gath to chase some of his runaway servants and Solomon found out about it. Calling him to the palace, Solomon reminded him of the oath: Did I not make you swear by the LORD, and protest to you, saying, "Know certainly that on the day you go out and walk abroad anywhere that you shall surely die?" (2Ki 2:42). After which Solomon carried out the promised death penalty.

Solomon's threat "On the day...you shall surely die" parallels God's threat to Adam, yet it is clear from Solomon’s usage of it that the promised penalty was not carried out the very day, for Shimei had to go to Gath, then return, then the king had to deal with it. And Solomon did not say "Well, since you lived past that day, I guess I can’t carry out sentence on you". What Solomon was saying was "When you cross the brook, your fate is sealed, and that fate is death."

In fact, reading the original oath spells this out clearly: "For it shall be that on the day you go out and pass over the brook Kidron, you will know for certain that you shall surely die: your blood shall be upon your own head." 1Kings 2:37

Now, if this usage is carried back to Gen 2:17, it will cause us to read God’s command something like this: "You shall not eat of the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil, for when you do, your fate is sealed, and that fate is death". "On that day" represents not an issue of immediacy, then, but an issue of certainty.

So although Shimei lived on past the actual day of his transgression, he was in fact a walking dead man; his fate was sealed. Adam was the same way, "for the wages of sin is death" (Rom 6:23a). But God mercifully extended Adam’s physical life, gave him a reprieve so to speak, from immediate judgement, and he was allowed to live a long time afterwards. Just as we do not immediately die upon sinning, Adam did not.

Thank God, though, he allowed Paul to finish the verse:

"but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Rom 6:23b

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Dying ain't much of a living, Boy
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- Under mounting foreign pressure, President Hamid Karzai searched for a way to free an Afghan man on trial for converting from Islam to Christianity without angering Muslim clerics who have called for him to be killed...

Afghanistan's constitution is based on sharia law, which states that any Muslim who rejects Islam should be sentenced to death, according to Ahmad Fahim Hakim, deputy chairman of the state-sponsored Afghanistan Independent Human Rights Commission.
I'm certainly not the only person who finds irony in the fact that Afghanistan has a "state-sponsored" "independent" human rights commission. That's like having a "privatized" government post office, but that's neither here nor there, I guess. What's important is the fact that they have a Constitution and a democracy, and yet the human right - and I believe highest human responsibility - to recognize Jesus Christ as God and Savior carries a death sentence. If there was ever proof that democracy itself is an empty husk when it lacks the substance of a prior recognition of inalienable human rights, this is it.

But while even the Pope is writing letters trying to get Abdul Rahman freed from his death sentence, I'm torn. Not that I think he deserves to die, of course: he deserves and will receive eternal life for his testimony. But I was thinking tonight about my favorite children's book, "The Last Battle," and about the fact that we all must die, and yet most of our deaths mean nothing.

In one scene, the heroine of the book, Jill Pole, has just discovered that her trip to Narnia has resulted in a hopeless situation. Outnumbered and outflanked by the invading army of Calormenes, she and Eustace will probably not survive their appointed commission:
"I almost wish - no I don't, though," said Jill.

"What were you going to say?"

"I was going to say I wished we'd never come. But I don't, I don't, I don't. Even if we are killed. I'd rather be killed fighting for Narnia than grow old and stupid at home and perhaps go about in a bath-chair and then die in the end just the same."
Does Abdul Rahman not find himself in the same situation today? If he is rescued through judicial shenanigans and whooshed out of the country, he will prove that there are people and governments that care about human rights, and he will prove that those governments have power over the sharia government of Afghanistan. What that will mean for Afghanistan, I don't know. It will probably result in riots and burning and killing, a favourite pastime in Islamic countries.

But if he is killed, he will stand today and eternally with the cloud of witnesses that turned a just-as-hostile Roman Empire upside down. If Afghanistan is ever to change from a democracy where the majority is in favor of killing those who do not follow their evil prophet, it's not going to be done by governments, it's going to be done by God's Holy Spirit working through the witness of his martyrs.

And don't feel bad for Rahman, for as a Christian he is the recipient of a promise more valuable than the longest life one could ever ask for: "For whoever would save his life shall lose it: but whoever loses his life for my sake, he shall save it." That's a promise Rahman certainly ponders every day, holding it more important to cling to his Savior than to life itself.

"Hey, you in there," Miracle Max asked a mostly-dead Westley, "What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?"

Perhaps that's the wrong question. Since we all must die, since every generation passes away eventually, a better question might be what you got here that's worth dying for?


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Housekeeping

You may have noticed a virtual dearth of pictures lately...that's on purpose, as I was trying to make the pages load faster, and it does quite a bit. But since I'm such a big believer in democracy, I figured I'd open this up for a vote. Do you miss them? Does it add more to the site to have pics in every entry? Or would you rather just see them occasionally?

My latest silver article ("The Game") is online at SilverSeek and a few other sites, but it's already been posted here (all but the book reviews) so most of you have already read (or skipped) it anyway.


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Those Wacky Nigerians




Here's how the above scam works:

You're selling something online (in my case, it's bulk boxes of used paperbacks) and you get an email offering to buy it, usually sight unseen - though in my case, one of these guys actually wanted a photo of my warehouse full of books. No problem, because we all want to sell what we're selling.

Then upon arranging for payment, you receive in the mail a cashier's check or (as in my case) a postal service money order. But there's a catch: the buyer paid too much.

"No problem," the buyer says, "just wire me the overage here in Lagos or London or Italy."

So you wire the overage, but there really is a problem after all: the checks are fake. So not only have you lost what you wired, you've lost the item and could quite possibly be in trouble for passing fake checks.

In my case, the buyer only sent an overage of about 15%, and I suppose he expects that I'll send that extra $400 by Western Union and ship 30 boxes of books to England.

Fat chance. They're not even good color copies of Postal Service money orders. I'll take them to the post office to be sure, even though I'm already sure.

Then I'll frame them here in the office, along with the envelope and maybe a catchy little motto: "Beware of Nigerians bearing gifts."


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Zen and the Art of Lighter Maintenance


Language Warning


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By 'literally' she means, well, 'figuratively'
Accusing Republicans of betraying family values, Senator Clinton said a House immigration bill would turn "probably even Jesus himself" into a criminal...

Mrs. Clinton, who previously said the bill would move America toward a "police state," also invoked biblical language yesterday. "It is certainly not in keeping with my understanding of the Scriptures," Mrs. Clinton said, "because this bill would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan."
Given that the Good Samaritan is a literary figure from several millennia ago, it's doubtful that the US Government could do anything to literally criminalize him. And I suppose the same is true for Jesus, though he must have already been a criminal. Otherwise the government wouldn't have executed him, right?

But the silliness of left wingers trying out their newfound bibles aside, I have to admit that I'm torn on the whole immigration debate. It's not just that America was built by immigrants and enjoyed its greatest burst of prosperity at the very time that it enjoyed a nearly unlimited supply of cheap, uneducated labor from Italy and Ireland. It's not just that there is no argument against immigration today that was not used (or could not have been used) then. And I understand the need for secure borders, or at least think I do. I also understand that those who are here illegally are, by definition, engaged in a criminal activity.

But here's my problem and the reason that my thinking is at least opening up on this: As I study the Book of Ruth and take a look at the concept of being a stranger in a strange land, I see a couple issues.

As a matter of history, nearly anywhere the stranger was treated differently it was a difference of oppression. Such treatment, nearly universal, led to a couple of rules for the Israelites in order to ensure justice in society. Especially in Exodus but carrying through the Torah is the idea that the stranger among us has enough problems without us adding to them. In fact, not only are we to 'not vex him' (Le 19:33), but we are to love him as ourselves (Le 19:34) and see that we feed him of our own harvest (Le 19:10). In fact, the 'tithe' that so many churches are fond of collecting for their building funds was set aside so "the stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which are within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied" (De 14:29-30). In most laws, the stranger was under the same legal protection as the citizen, but also had to fulfil the same legal requirements.

However, even under that regimen, there was allowed (mandated) a difference between stranger and citizen. Most are primarily religious, though even then the stranger could join in the Passover so long as he followed certain rules (c.f. Ex 12:48). But there were certain restrictions that held as well, especially those related to national temple service. I don't understand if property rights were allowed strangers, but I suspect not. I have certainly not seen anything that would allow for it.

Now I'm not a big fan of the law for law's sake. I don't believe that Christians are under any of Moses' law (2Co 3:7-8) and I'm very wary any time someone tries to prove something using a few verses, especially from Moses. Rather, what I'm looking for is principles that underlie the law. For example, I don't have a battlement on my roof (De 22:8), but I understand the principle of keeping a safe environment around the home.

Approaching it that way, it seems to me that in matters civil we need to be very careful that our division of citizens from strangers remains one of justice and not one of oppression. But I don't know where that balance is. I expect my thinking will change on this, because this is really the first time I have examined it and I'm not surprised to discover that I really don't know anything.

I suspect the same is true of our solons who about to set that ignorance in stone.

Literally, of course.


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How can Christ be honored if we can't display our plastic eggs?
ST. PAUL, Minn. - The Easter Bunny has been sent packing at St. Paul City Hall.

A toy rabbit, pastel-colored eggs and a sign with the words "Happy Easter" were removed from the lobby of the City Council offices, because of concerns they might offend non-Christians.

A council secretary had put up the decorations. They were not bought with city money.

St. Paul's human rights director, Tyrone Terrill, asked that the decorations be removed, saying they could be offensive to non-Christians.
Now this is just funny as hell. I wonder if anyone bothered to explain to Mr. Terrill that eggs and bunnies have nothing to do with any Christian book or church or creed, but are historic and symbolic leftovers from pagan European fertility rites. Bunnies and eggs are, in fact, the distraction from the Resurrection, the way that those who are not Christians can join in the societal springtime celebration of the majority without getting uncomfortably close to all that Jesus stuff. As such, they have their own function to perform: helping the religious and non-religious peacefully coexist. Therefore they must go, I suppose, in the name of religious tolerance.

Look, I understand that some might be offended. After all, important and well-paid public officials like Mr. Terrill don't make these types of requests just because they have nothing worthwhile to do. So if any person is truly and legitimately offended by the presence of plastic eggs and a toy rabbit in the hallowed halls of government, then I'd be more than willing to come down to city hall myself and point at him and laugh.

But as the carefully-choreographed Christmas Wars demonstate, what just might be even funnier will be those knee-jerk Christians who will go out of their way to get offended by the removal of these pagan barnacles, certain that this is further evidence of a conspiracy to undermine our Christian legacy. Letters will be written to editors and congresscritters, boycotts will be declared and then silently abandoned, and love offerings will overflow with the dollars of the faithful. And to top it off, some ministry will declare that bunnies and plastic eggs form an integral part of the religious heritage of America - the absence of which will be like spitting in the face of the Almighty himself - and warning that America is risking a cosmic bitchslap if it doesn't save the bunny.

Jesus would roll over in his grave, if he had one.


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47 down, 3 to go...
TOPEKA, Kan. -- Kansans will be able to carry concealed guns after the House on Thursday overrode Gov. Kathleen Sebelius' veto of a gun bill, allowing it to become law this summer.

The vote was 91-33, giving supporters of the measure seven votes more than the two-thirds majority necessary. The Senate voted Wednesday night to override the veto, 30-10, with three votes more than needed...

Legislators' action capped a decade-long debate, which saw Kansas remain part of an ever-dwindling group of states that didn't allow residents to carry hidden weapons. Only Illinois, Nebraska and Wisconsin are still on the list.
And finally we get to change this annoying map.

I'll get a permit, though I don't know if I'll carry. But the great part is that no one else will know if I'm carrying, either.

Feel lucky, punk?


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Life as a Guy


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And this is the thanks I get...

El B creates a report from an 8-year-old spreadsheet that George found lying around:

Bill Hoyt wrote:
George: Try this for a first pass... you'll be able to pick metro areas (single or multiple) as well. Anything else you'd like added?


This is a wonderful report! How about adding the Major Gift Codes, A, B, C?

Then do the Wichita, Tulsa, Joplin, Springfield, Lawrence, Oklahoma City, St. Louis, Bentonville - Rogers - Bella Vista - Springdale - Fayetteville, Denver, Colorado Springs, and Tyler, Texas for starters!

Take your time. I can't use them all at once. Just make it easy on yourself.


Thanks,

George


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The One Minute Sermon

And male and female of all flesh went into the ark as God had commanded Noah: and the LORD shut him in.
-- Gen 7:16

After months of searching, I finally found my Online Bible notes following a hard drive crash last year. I’ve since loaded them back on my computer, my wife’s computer, and my laptop, so hopefully I won’t lose them again. But that means ya’ll will have to put up with my notes and speculations (I hate to say insights) about whatever I’m studying at the moment.

Some of you have possibly seen these before. Some of the material is expanded, some is better cross-referenced, some (thankfully) has been cropped.

But don’t worry; I don’t like long sermons. Seriously, that’s one thing I enjoy about the Catholics: get in, dominus omus, we’re outta here. In fact, I’ve found that sermons all generally contain the same number of thoughts, or at least people leave sermons retaining the same amount of information, so those guys who like to talk for hours and hours aren’t really giving any more than those who hit it hard for 20 minutes and head for the casserole line. The meeting of Christians is primarily about celebration and worship, rather than hearing the Word - while important, it should not be primary. We all have bibles and are perfectly capable of reading them at home. That we don’t is a separate issue altogether.

So that being said, I present a one-minute sermon:

Awesome to Behold

It is an interesting detail that God himself shut the door of the ark once Noah had entered.

The detail, perhaps surprisingly, is left out of the Epic of Gilgamesh’s remembrance of the event, though what it does recall might lead well into my point:

"I watched the appearance of the weather, the weather was awesome to behold. I boarded the ship and battened up the gate. To batten up the whole ship, to Puzar-Amurri, the boatman, I handed over the structure together with its contents."
— Epic of Gilgamesh, Tablet XI

I’m sure the sight of clouds rolling in was awesome to behold, not only for Noah, but for everyone around, and Genesis tells us that once the animals were safely loaded the Lord himself shut Noah into the ark (Gen 7:16). The question immediately arises, “Why did God do it himself?” The biblical Noah could have battened up the gate just as easily as Utanapishtim, the Sumerian Noah.

There are a number of reasons, the chief of which is doubtless that the door was a symbol of God’s salvation, an image Jesus revived when he said in John 10:9, I am the door: if any man shall enter by me, he shall be saved. The door symbolizes the way to God, that there is only one way to be saved: God’s way. There is only one place we have to go and only one entrance created for us to use. Today it is Jesus Christ, in that day it was belief in the message that Noah preached, which was similar to Jesus’ message (1Pet 3:19-21) - this should not surprise us in the least, for our God doesn’t change. Going through the door is not only symbolic of accepting God’s grace, but it in the case of the ark was a physical necessity. There was no praying the Sinner’s Prayer and sneaking home to catch Jon Stewart. You either entered through the door or you did not. Eight did.

But the act of closing the door has a symbolic meaning as well, that of the end of God’s patience. God is longsuffering with us (2Pet 3:9), not willing that any should perish. He takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked (Eze 33:11), and had given 120 years (Gen 6:3) for the antediluvians to turn away from slaughtering one another all over the earth (Gen 6:11). That time was over, and God declared it to be over by closing the door with his own hand. Once that portal was closed there was no more opportunity, no more turning. His patience had run out.

But I think there is also a more pragmatic reason, and it is an insight my wife had while we were discussing these things. We often forget that these men were men just like us. They had like passions, similar weaknesses, they shared our concerns and our sympathies.

When the weather became awesome to behold, when the Earth burst forth in pelagic fury, when the ark began to lift into the waves, it became undeniable to those outside that everything Noah had been telling them was true, and they were doubtless horrified. The crowds who had to that moment considered Noah but a crazy old man swarmed about the ark, pounding on it, tearing at it, desperately seeking an entrance. Their screams of panic and fear echoed within the ark, piercing the hearts of all who were inside.

How painful it must have been for those safely inside to listen to the screams of Let me in! and Take my baby! How guilt must have twisted the guts of Noah and his passengers as those fervent pleas were subsumed by wind and wave. And how tempting to open the door. To save a life. To offer just one more chance. If we imagine Noah was not nearly destroyed by the death that reigned around his rising sanctuary, we do not know the hearts of men who know the heart of God.

But the decision of life or death for the people outside was not Noah's to make. God had made the decision (Gen 6:17), God’s judgment had fallen, and God bore the responsibility for its consequences, not the old man shaking and sobbing in a pile on the ark's filthy floor.

God was and is in control - not men - and God closed the door because he is God, and ultimately it was his door to close.

Let us then enter through the door he holds open for us today, Jesus Christ, before we find ourselves in weather awesome to behold, pounding on an ark, a salvation, that is lifting off into the waves.

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It's all about the game

I had a dream last night, or rather this morning, one of those dreams you have after you wake up the first time and spend about 20 minutes floating into and out of sleep. In it, I ran into a high school teacher who was having touble teaching economics, so I decided to create a game for her to help her get through to her class. But it wasn't quite a board game, or if it was one it was so big (or we so small) that we were able to walk around on it like living game pieces, creating it as we talked.

The board was a cul-du-sac with seven houses, all differently built and coloured. One was like an old one-room schoolhouse, one like a haunted house with spires and bats in the best Halloween tradition, one was a Victorian-era Painted Lady mansion, and the others were of differing shapes and sizes. Each of them was unique, yet together they represented every type of house one could imagine.

"There are six players in the game," I explained as we walked through the clover-covered field between two houses, "and each has certain assets and certain liabilities." I pointed out that one house had some rabbits in a hutch out back, another some chickens scratching in the yard, one had a well and one a saw. The haunted house sat empty with no assets of its own.

I told the teacher that the game was played in rounds, with the first round being the hardest for reasons that would become obvious. Each person, because of their assets and limitations, could produce certain things but not all things, and each would need to have in possession a defined amount of food and shelter at the end of each round to stay in the game. Since only so much could be produced, especially at first, the loss of anyone from the game, rather than increasing one's odds of winning - like in Monopoly - decreased one's chances.

Each round asked hard questions and demanded harder choices: if you are the man with the rabbits, do you eat them? Your rabbits can produce more rabbits, but only so many, because you only have one acre of land on which to feed them. But your neighbor has an acre of garden. Might you let some 'extra' rabbits into his garden at night? Or do you trade those rabbits for some corn? And if you do trade, do you trade dead rabbits so they'll be counted as food, or do you trade live ones which might be able to increase the overall food supply but would also increase competition? Same question with chickens. Same with seeds produced by the garden. One man has a hole in his house, another can create so many board-feed of lumber that might be used to fix it. But what has man A to induce man B to give up what he needs?

As the first round ends, everyone must have so much food and a shelter to protect him from the evil wind that would blow him off the board. Beg, borrow, or steal, at the end of the round you MUST have what it takes to survive into the next round. And players truly could steal, though the others could remove a stealer from the game at any time. But as if by magic, any time someone left the game, everything they had, from chickens to apple trees, left with them. All the people hoped the man with the well stayed in.

As the second round begins, something new is introduced: money. In this round, everyone is more established - the apple trees are producing and the rabbits reproducing like, well, rabbits - and suddenly trade is easier. The man with rabbits who needs lumber does not need to trade rabbits for apples because the lumber man needs apples and not rabbits; he can simply trade him a little money and the lumber man can buy his own apples. Of course, the money supply increases slowly...it takes food (capital) to build a gold mine, so surplus food is needed in order to produce money. People find that they can expand their fields as well, which might allow for more rabbits and chickens, but it costs food and maybe some money to do so.

Once the second round ends, everyone counts to ensure they have the required amount of food and sufficient shelter. Maybe they even have a little money that they can use to buy food if they came up short, instead of having to beg, borrow, or steal. All through the round there have been little cards drawn, like "grass fire... your field is destroyed until the round ends," that can really hurt someone...but if they have a little money set aside, they can rebuild in the next round. Or they can borrow from another player if that player is convinced they are a good risk.

The teacher is really excited now, seeing the possibilities for turning the students on. Which of them would not enjoy building a rabbit farm from scratch? Who wouldn't like to run a gold mine or an orchard?

"What about the third round?" she asks.

"Remember that there were seven houses?" I ask, pointing at the haunted house. "Well, the seventh gets an occupant now."

We watch as a bent little gnome of a man moves in. The man turns out to be a cantankerous little viscount with a soft heart and a handgun who makes sure there is no more stealing or putting people out of the game by other players. But there's a cost: he takes a small cut of the money that everyone earns in trade - making their trade less profitable but not painfully so - and buys some food for himself with it. He does not produce anything but does a marvelous job keeping the peace.

Everyone seems a little better off for not having to worry about stealing or being put out, and they are glad the old man moved in and they ask him to help with some more things. So the occupant of the haunted house starts to help out when some of the cards come up really bad. If someone draws a "your house is destroyed" card, the viscount takes up a collection (involuntary) on behalf of the man who needs a new house. He starts to give some of the food he collects to those who have less food, though most of it is simply removed from the game. No one complain about his occasional collections because they feel bad for people whose houses were destroyed or who don't have enough food.

But toward the end of round three something else begins to happen, or rather to be noticed. The man in the haunted house is no longer small. All through the round he has been performing more and more services, but the more things he does, the more he grows. And as he grows, he must collect more money to buy up more food, not only removing goods from the game, but making everyone noticably poorer. They have less money and start to feel that the man might be more of a bother than he's worth. But some of them start to like him very much, choosing not to produce for themselves but instead relying on the old man's largesse. They are glad to see he's looking so healthy and big.

But the old man doesn't like having half the people mad at him, so he comes up with an idea for something he can produce. And the thing he can produce is money. He can produce it for free, and then he won't have to take money from the people who are complaining and he can still satisfy the people who love him. So he makes some of his own money and buys up the existing money, and everyone is pretty happy because they didn't like carrying heavy money anyway and didn't like having to spend capital to get it. And there seems to be more money now, and they feel rich, and they all like the old man because he helps them and doesn't charge them for it. They continue to ask him for more, and more and more people decide that they'd rather not produce.

At the end of round three, however, there's a problem. The old man is fat now, very fat, and is buying everything in sight with new money to feed himself. Some people start to realize that even though there is more money than ever before, there aren't more products to spend it on - the chickens don't breed any faster, the apple tree boughs are no more laden with fruit. In fact, there is actually less to spend it on, because the fat old man has been carting so much of it away.

Now comes the counting for round three. Everyone has plenty of money, but not everyone has enough food to stay in the game. They offer to buy it from others who have enough, but some refuse...they already have plenty of money, and the money seems to buy less all the time anyway. A terrible fight breaks out as each side tries to get the old man to take their side, either to keep others from stealing or to ensure through force that everyone has enough to stay in the game. Some people are put out and a lot of stealing occurs, and no one enjoys this part very much.

"What happens after round three?" the teacher asked, apparently quite troubled by the idea of her students breaking into open warfare during class.

"I don't know," I said, shaking my head. "No game has ever been played beyond round three...usually the old man gets killed by one side or the other, the haunted house falls empty again, the new money disappears, and everyone goes back to round one with a few chickens and rabbits and beans."

"What a stupid game," the teacher said. "Why would anyone let the old man grow so much that his appetite endangered everyone like that?"

And then I woke up before I could tell her that I didn't know why anyone would do that. We just do.


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Say what?

"It feels to me that we have an opportunity ... to choose understanding in a new way. And it really is just a breath. It's just an agreement that's just a breath. We are not far apart. We can choose to have this alternative kind of growth that is a collective nuance of understanding."
-- Sharon Stone on bringing peace to the Middle East once and for all.

I'm pretty sure the solution to four millennia of social strife and hatred can be found in Sharon Stone's brain, and it's ours for the taking if only we were blessed with a collective nuance of understanding to freeble the gnits of sporgsten tung, frabben ir a gnorgist, ser otna borch gnistsa.



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It's a good thing we fixed Afghanistan
KABUL, Afghanistan Mar 19, 2006 (AP)— An Afghan man is being prosecuted in a Kabul court and could be sentenced to death on a charge of converting from Islam to Christianity, a crime under this country's Islamic laws, a judge said Sunday.
I mean, because if we hadn't invaded and gotten rid of the Taliban, people there might be denied basic liberties and stuff...

He'll probably be found guilty (for he is guilty according to the Koran) and he'll probably be executed, simply another in a long line of modern martyrs, testaments to the power of the satanic deception that is Islam.

And the deception that is democracy. The most obvious thing about democracy is that the will of the people will be done; that's what Democracy is supposed to bring about. Well, it's the will of the adherents of Islam, which includes most of the people in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and a host of other places, that a man who confesses Jesus Christ as King should be slain. If the act of making martyrs is evil, then it is pure foolishness to implement a system guaranteed to bring such acts about.

But if we leave, the terrorists win. And terrorists might kill innocent people, right?.


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It just seemed more than 44

A lot of people are surprised to find out that my lovely wife is a gunsmith (or was...she hasn't done anything with it for a while) and they laugh nervously at her stickers that say stuff like "Keep honking, I'm reloading" or "If you're found here tonight, you'll be found here tomorrow." Yes, the NRA mags around the house are hers.

So at her office they had a contest this week: guess how many candies are in the jar. Skinner won the contest and a gift certificate to Wal-Mart.

Her winning guess? 357.

I guess the gunsmith stuff still comes in handy.


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Pat Robertson in a Yarmulke
The bird flu outbreak in southern Israel is God's punishment for the Gaza Strip and northern West Bank disengagement, National Jewish Front Chairman Baruch Marzel says.

"You were punished by God and now you'll have to ask for the forgiveness of Gush Katif residents," Marzel wrote in a letter to southern residents whose communities were affected by bird flu.
You know, I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but all these guys saying, "This is God's punishment for that" have got me thinking about how they undersell God. When one looks at God's judgments in the past, there's one thing that stands out: none of them could ever be confused with anything else. If 1500 naked Venezuelans were torched by fire from the sky, then you might be able to make the case that God felt compelled to get involved.

Sodom, Noah's flood, hundred-pound hailstones falling on fleeing armies... when the wrath of God is revealed in natural events, it's usually quite a spectacle - you know, like in Ghostbusters:
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.


Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
All this talk about the wrath of God taking the form of chickens with runny noses... I just don't see it.


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White Unity and Goats

Because it was posted on Usenet 10 years ago, it took me an entire evening of searching the seedy back roads of the web to find "White Unity & Goats," which I feared had disappeared from the world forever. The author, who went under several psuedonyms but whom I remember best as "racial theorist," was involved in a small home-grown white power group and often reported his activities for the edification of his fellow white power advocates, though just as often to the amusement of us detractors.

As with the missives of Lulu it's sometimes difficult to tell whether one is reading the real thing or an extrememely clever lampoon. I have my opinion of course, but I shall leave it to the reader to develop his own. Enjoy. Spelling and (lack of) capitalization is in the original:
i am happy to report that the second white unity day, which was held over at ted's because his wife and kids were out of town, was as great a success as the first white unity day.

ted and i had got this black goat that we killed, cooked and ate. we had a little trouble buying this goat. the first place we went they asked us what we were going to do with the goat and we told them we were going to eat it, the woman got all mad and wouldn't sell it to us. the second place we went we volunteered that we wanted the goat to clean fence line, and they sold us the goat with no problem.

"do you think we might come up with a better way of killing the goat than we did with that other one?" i asked ted.

"i'd like to try out a sledge hammer this time," ted answered. "that ought to be a more fun way of doing it."

we were thinking about waiting till everybody got there to kill the goat.

"but what if something goes wrong like last time?" i asked ted.

"nothing's going to go wrong this time, take my word for it. I'm gonna get him one good time with the sledge hammer and that'll be it for mr. goat."

but we got tired of waiting and decided to do it before everybody got there.

it's a good thing we did kill the goat before everybody got there because it could have led some people to question whether or not we knew what we were doing, which we knew what we were doing but things can't go smooth all the time.

i'm not real sure whether the goat moved or whether ted's aim with the sledge hammer was bad.

"next time I think it would be better if you could get him good that first time," i said to ted after it was all over.

it took ted a few times to knock off the goat. the goat tried to get away, but ted had done some damage on the first swing, and a little more on the second swing and on the third, and the goat didn't get as far as he would have liked to although he did put up a good sporting fight and make a whole lot of noise. by the tenth swing ted was about worn out and the goat was about dead.

"did you feel sorry for that goat?" ted asked after it was all over.

"no."

"I didn't either," ted said with a friendly smile. "i guess i'm ruthless as far as goats and minorities go."

i told ted about how i had quoted a similar statement he had made on apw-p and the libs tried to make out like we were blood thirsty and we both had a good laugh as we strung up mr. goat and gutted him.

we also talked about whether blacks are a different species.

"do you remember," i said to ted, "about how my daddy's moma got real sick when my daddy was a month old and they had to get a black wet nurse for him? my daddy might not be alive if it weren't for that black wet nurse."

"that don't prove nothing," ted said. "they could have put him up under a cow and he could have sucked the cow's tit, but would that make the cow human?"

"no," i said, "i don't guess it would. but you know, i've had certain natural relations with colored gals that i haven't had with no cows."

"but you could," ted said.

i didn't care to talk about it anymore, so i just told him i didn't know if he was right or if he was wrong. (btw--i have stopped having relations with black gals and am sticking with white.)

about the time we got him on the grill marlowe and stan and stan's two daughters showed up. we had met stan, but not the daughters.

believe me, there wasn't nothing wrong with the two daughters, nothing wrong except one of them was 16 and marlow and done latched onto the 18 year old. I thought about it, and I don't think stan would much mind, but it would jeopardize my career if I got caught having sex with a minor, so I decided I better just be nice and maybe she would still be around when she got legal age.

stan and I had met briefly at an earlier time but we hadn't talked much and I just want to say that I did enjoy listening to stan talk about the fun times he spent in the klan riding around on saturday night with his fellow klansmen in milledgeville, georgia. it's good to have someone in our organization who has had as much experience in the white power movement as stan, and somebody with two fine looking daughters to boot.

but I wasn't too much worried about stan's available daughter not being of legal age because, not being so sure marlow's tastes in women matched up with mine, I decided to invite kathy and linda over as reserves, kathy for me and linda for ted since ted's wife was out of town.

the goat was done at 2:30, and we sat down at the round table to eat. we discussed the white race and the characteristics that make the white race the finest and purest race on this earth. we usually do not allow drinking at our w-p get togethers, but we decided to make this an exception, and stan and marlow drank beer and old crow while me and ted drank iced tea and coffee. at the next unity get together, we plan on placing limits on the amount of alcohol that can be consumed on the premises.

after dinner we listened to some of stan's tapes of klan rallies he attended which included several rousing speeches in support of the white race by stan. and then it was time for cross lighting ceremonies in the back yard.

stan gave a brief talk. then ted lit the cross and explained to everybody that we weren't burning the cross, but that we were lighting it as a symbol of light over darkness, of goodness over evil.

all in all, our second white unity day was a great success. there was nothing but white people there, and we had a good time.

in loyal service to the white race,

racial theorist


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Just what do they teach in those schools?
MIAMI - A growing scandal over teachers who paid to get credit for courses they never took has cost nearly three dozen educators their jobs, and hundreds of others were being investigated.

The Miami-Dade County School Board voted 5-4 on Wednesday to fire six teachers and accept resignations from 26 others.

The punishments stem from a scam run by former high school teacher William McCoggle, who claimed to offer continuing-education classes through a private company. McCoggle pleaded guilty to fraud in November, admitting he did little more than sell transcripts, requiring no tests, homework or other academic work.

Hundreds of teachers who never took classes are being investigated for buying continuing education transcripts. Last fall Otterbein College, which has about 3,000 students, in suburban Columbus, Ohio, revoked almost 10,000 college credits given to 657 teachers. It was one of five schools that prosecutors say provided the course credits through McCoggle's company, Move On Toward Education and Training.
Licence-mandated continuing education is a scam anyway. Seriously. Whether applied to teachers or barbers, those in non-technology fields aren't going to see that many necessary changes over the course of a few years. How much does teaching sixth grade or high school chemistry really change? And if it does change, is there no incentive other than law that would make teachers want to improve their own knowledge and performance?

It is telling that those who do have to deal with rapid change, like technology professionals, don't need a law requiring them to be continually re-educated so they can keep their jobs. Those who neglect to keep up on their skills (and you're reading one who did) soon find that the job market forces the issue far more effectively than the government ever could.

But the surprising thing is those parents and school board members more worried about classroom disruptions in the middle of the school year than making sure hundreds of fraudsters aren't teaching the kids. Not that I disagree with their position - I simply don't care - but they are making two points very clear: continuing education is not really that important, and neither is integrity.


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Opportunity Cost

A pretty dress teaches an economic truth:
Mitzibel - You rarely find a dress with a four or five inch seam allowance that would let you alter a dress like that to fit someone with actual hooters. I'm sorry, Bethie, I feel your pain. This is exactly why I can't order pretty clothes off the internet. I am, however, getting an actual working sewing machine, so this summer I get to wear T-shirt corsets 'till I get sick of 'em

Bethie - yup, what she said. There's no way there's enough fabric to let it out -- at least not enough to where it would actually fit *me* and if I order a bigger size it'll just look funny. I guess my days of ordering stuff online is over :p at least clothing-wise.

El Borak - Yeah, I'm laughing at you both...

Bethie - Why are you laughing at me?

El Borak - 'Cause all this time you were the one who wanted big boobs.

Bethie - I'm not complaining, I was just bummed that they came with a price.
Everything, even great stuff like big boobs, comes with a price.

One of the great forgotten truths of modern days is opportunity cost, the cost of that which must be foregone in order to choose one thing over another. "You can have it all" is a lie, and it's particularly sad one, as a lot of people (thankfully, not Mitzibel or Bethie) have based their lives on the idea that they would have something now (in the case of modern mythology - feminist or not - it's usually a career) and there would always be time later to have that which was sacrificed (marriage and family). But no one can have it all. No one ever could.

The words of Pink Floyd aptly describe it:
Tired of lying in the sunshine
Staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun
We must do some things, but because our time and resources are limited, we cannot do another. Perhaps we can spend our lives dedicatd to a good career, but that does not leave sufficient time to be a good parent. How many men are only vaguely aware that there are short people living in their million dollar houses? How many women have turned around at 35 and decided it's time for family, only to find the good men are gone or they must submit to a drug regimen in order to conceive? How many politicians have dedicated their lives to "public service," only to find their own children won't come home for Christmas? What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his soul?

Perhaps we can work for a lifetime to pass a constitutional amendment for something or other, perhaps we can march in the streets against war or poverty or halitosis, yet every hour we spend and every dollar we donate is an hour or a dollar that did not go somewhere else that it might have had an impact today. There is a price, Barbarian - a silver dime to the first person to name the movie - there is a price for everything.

There was a comment on Bethie's blog to the effect that, "just because something is not successful, that doesn't mean it's not worth doing." Occasionally that's correct if the objective is a moral victory. Usually the fact is that it's just not worth doing when the costs of things that were given up for such a Pyrrhic victory are factored in.


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In God We Trust?

As I listen to a certain ministry when I drive to work, I hear a lot of speeches regarding the culture (this was the week that all the keynote speakers at some conference or other get their radio time) and most of them I agree with. The gist of many of them - and imagine how surprised I was on Wednesday to hear John Ashcroft say this - is that we Christians rely too much on the political process. Amen to that. I think that for a majority of 'involved' Christians, the government and especially the GOP has become sort of a replacement Christ. If we can just get the right people elected, all will be well. I think that's rubbish. Man will be man and there's really no difference between the Caesars of today and the Caesars of yesteryear, but it's nice to hear from people who have been involved in government for so long saying that government is not the solution.

But then the inevitable 'commercial' comes on. It's not a commercial, really, but the way that ministries pay for this radio time. And what they are selling is little pins so we can all show our support of having "In God We Trust" on our coins and showing how Michael Newdow is an atheist poopyhead. This is a battle, we are told, that we must win, or else something or other bad will happen. We need a political solution or God will be tossed and will probably be pretty pissed about it.

And of course, I hate to line up with an atheist poopyhead, but I have to ask this: given that our money - since the establishment of the Fed in 1913 - is completely fraudulent, if you were God, would you want your name on it? If our money no longer has the value that God's word presumes for money, if it defies God's commandments against false weights and measures, is it not blasphemy to attach God's name and character to that?

God said to the Israelites:

Just balances, just weights, a just ephah, and a just hin you shall have: for I am the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt.
--
Le 19:36

Now, did God just like saying his own name? Not at all. Several laws that share that phrase are telling:

Le 19:34 - The stranger who dwells with you shall be to you as one of your own, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.

Le 24:22 - You shall have only one law for the stranger as for one of your own country: for I am the LORD your God.

Le 25:17 - Your shall not oppress one another; but instead fear God: for I am the LORD your God.

God's name and his character are tied to justice in society, for he is a just God. When the authorities in society use an unjust weight, it is an accusation that God is an unjust God. When the modern dollar loses 90% of its value since its introduction, it's no different than the ephaph or the hin (measurements of weight in ancient Israel) losing 90% of their weight. It's fraud and theft.

I understand where Dr. Kennedy is coming from. He's trying to avoid a completely secular state in which Christians have no input into the political process, and I can respect that. But what I can't respect is the idea of putting God's name on the lie that is our modern money.

If there's a political solution necessary, it's the elimination of our false dollars and a return to honest money that conforms to God's standard of justice. If we're not willing to do that, then the issue of ensuring that God's name is attached to our current money is a symbolic fight and one that I doubt God cares about very much. If that makes me line up with atheist poopyheads politically, so be it I guess. Some things are more important than politics.


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Five theories

If you don't really care about long-dead kings, you might as well skip this entry...

One of the joys of the Bible is its errors. It seems a funny thing for a fundamentalist to say, for we're supposed to believe that the Bible as we have it today (or at least as it was in the original manuscripts) is without error. Perhaps it was, yet it is a fact that every manuscript upon which our bibles are based contains differences from every other, and there is a complete discipline, lower textual criticism, that compares passages in one copy to the passages in the others to discover what the original said. As a result the "final final" text of the Bible always has a bit of uncertainty. Not much, but some.

Does that bother me? Not particularly. I believe that the Bible is authoritative, whether 'perfect' in the version I have or not. And the odds are higher that I will misinterpret some passage - either through translation issues or misunderstanding of culture or context - that is well-attested than that I will come across in insoluble moral dilemma in the few percent of biblical passages that are in question. For all intents and purposes, I take is as read. But there are still issues, especially where several passages cover the same material and seem to disagree. It's the old problem with watches: a man with one watch always knows the time; a man with two is never sure. That uncertainty provides no end of subjects upon which an anal-retentive wannabe historian like me can spend his Friday nights.

2Chron 22:2 and 2Kings 8:26 are one of those problems, for in the first, King Ahaziah is said to begin his one-year reign at 42, yet in the latter, it's said to be 22. As is often the case, there are a multitude of possible solutions, one of them being that there is a genuine copyist error here.

There are some 5 theories that I've located thus far that attempt to explain the discrepancy:

1) That some copyist made an error, since the Hebrew letters representing the numbers ‘22’ and ‘42’ are very similar. This is supported by the fact that a lot of manuscripts say '22' instead of '42.'

2) ‘42’ is the age of Ahaziah’s mother, Athaliah, since she was the power behind his throne.

3) ‘Began to reign’ refers not to his actual ascension to the kingship, but to an earlier annointing, so he was annointed at 22, but began to reign at 42, his reign lasting a single year.

4) There were 2 Ahaziahs, one twenty years older than the other, who was the son of a previous marriage of Athaliah.

5) That ‘42 years’ here refers to the House of Omri, not the actual age of Ahaziah.

We shall deal with each of these in turn:

Copyist error: it is possible, given the nature of the Hebrew numbering system, that the original Chron passage has been corrupted in some manuscripts. This, however, should be an answer of last resort, given the existence of other ‘strange’ numbers (e.g. 2Chron 16:1, which I'll address below) which have inconsistencies on the surface, but which can be understood with a little digging. Secondly, the fact that many mss have ‘22’ instead of ‘42’ is just as easily explained as a ‘fix’ to bring the Chronicles passage into conformity with the Kings one as they are a true witness to the original reading.

Ahaziah's mother: This is the view held by Poole, and is also possible, since the Hebrew phrase literally says Ahaziah is ‘the son of forty two years’. So what is ‘forty two years’ but his mother mentioned in the same passage? I find it unlikely, for lack of other verses which follow this pattern, but it does illustrate the difficulties inherent in translation from one culture to another.

Annointed at 22, King at 42: This can be thrown right out, as is it ignores the fact that both versions plainly say he reigned one year. If he was annointed at 22 and died at 43, he should have reigned 21 years. Furthermore, the text says nothing about annointing, but in both passages simply that ‘he began to reign’. If Ahaziah did begin to reign at 42 after being annointed at 21, then he was 2 years older than his father Jehoram who was ‘thirty two years old when he began to reign, and reigned in Jerusalem eight years’ (2Chron 21:20), dying at the age of forty. Clearly, 42 cannot be the age at which he was made king.

2 Ahaziahs: This theory is created to get around the obvious problem, with a strange twist: it is promoted by a few KJV-only people, who cannot (from their understanding that the KJV is ‘inpired in translation’) understand the 42 to be anything other than Ahaziah’s actual age, since the KJV says ‘Forty and two years old was Ahaziah’. The argument is that the Kings passage talks about one Ahaziah, and the Chron passage talks about his older half-brother. The problem is, of course, that both passages are obviously talking about the same person, unless we believe that there are two kings in Jerusalem with the same name, the same parents, who go to battle with the same ally in the same battle, and both visit that ally when he is wounded. These kings are also both killed by the same man (Jehu) in the same place at the same time, yet neither of the Kings/Chronicles authors mentions the other. I think this theory can be discounted on the grounds that these passages and history (e.g. Josephus, ‘Antiquities’ IX/vi/2-3) both only mention one Ahaziah, and the contortions we need to go through to justify it are unsubstantiated in the text and history.

House of Omri: This theory goes to the Hebrew to discover that the phrase which troubles us is an ambiguous one, that Ahaziah was ‘the son of forty two years’ (as mentioned above). Now, looking at the house of Omri, from whom he was descended through his mother, we find that Omri reigned 6 years (1King 16:23), Ahab his son 22 years (1Kings 16:29), Ahaziah his son 2 years (1Kings 22:51), and Joram his son 12 years (2Kings 3:1), for a total of 42 years (6+22+2+12). So a ‘son of 42 years’ could easily mean ‘a son of the dynasty 42 years old’, i.e. Omri, which he proves in verse three where Ahaziah ‘walked in the ways of the house of Ahab’ (who was the son of Omri). A clue to this is that his mother is called ‘the daughter of Omri’ in 22:2, though given the fact that Omri is dead almost 40 years, she is probably his granddaughter. Ahaziah, then, is called a true son of Omri, not only in descent but in morality, and the forty-two years here belong to that house, not his own life.

Now, as you might have noticed from my treatment of Abram's genealogy below, when I find an issue, I find it helpful to see if there is a parallel passage that has the same issue. In this case, like that case, there is: 2Chron 16:1, which states: "In the six and thirtieth year of the reign of Asa Baasha king of Israel came up against Judah, and built Ramah, to the intent that he might let none go out or come in to Asa king of Judah."

However, that gives us a problem, for "In the third year of Asa king of Judah began Baasha the son of Ahijah to reign over all Israel in Tirzah, twenty and four years." — 1Kings 15:33

and "In the twenty and sixth year of Asa king of Judah began Elah the son of Baasha to reign over Israel in Tirzah, two years". — 1Kings 16:6

So if Baasha began to reign in the third year of Asa and reigned 24 years, then he was dead and his son Elah took his place in Asa’s 26th year, how then did Baasha come against Asa 10 years later?

The answer is, he didn’t. 2Chron 16:1 says 36 years, which is made up of the ’Kingdom of Asa’, which is the Kingdom of Judah counting from the time of the division. Rehoboam reigned 17 years (2Chron 12:13), Abijah 3 years (2Chron 13:2), and Asa 15 (2Chron 15:10), making 35 years (17+3+15). In Asa’s 15th year (15:10), Asa entered into a covenant with God (15:12), and in the next year, Baasha declared war on him ‘that he might let none go out or come in to Asa’ (16:1). Therefore, the ‘thirty sixth year’ of Asa is counted as the thirty sixth year of his family’s rule, not of his personal rule.

Frankly, I think that the final solution is the correct one, and the author of Chronicles, having a more 'long-term' and 'theological' approach than the drier approach of the author of Kings, approaches his numbering to illustrates dynasties more heavily than individuals. Such is not evident from a newspaper reading, of course, but it does provide a chance to wrestle with the hidden treasures that can be found in God's word.

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There's something about Lulu

"Watching a Train Wreck" is cliche, but the cliche is exactly what I felt while reading through the posts of my new favourite Lawrence wacko commenter, Lulu. One of the commenters on the LJ World site said reading what she had written would convince you that she cannot really be a real person. I don't know if that's true or not, but I could just not stop reading. Or laughing.

Therefore, I must present for your reading pleasure, some of the best of Lulu:

On the family values of bar hopping:

I love taking my kids with me when I have a drink or two or three at one of our local bars. The smoking ban is wonderful for parents and families. Thank you for letting my children attend my outtings. I no longer have to hire a baby sitter. I also go out more often which is good for businesses I guess, even though I don't care to be a contributor to the capitalist pig society we live in.

Thanks again smokiing ban yeah! Banning automobiles should be next! I'm tired of the polution.

On the Daylight Savings Conspiracy:

I encourage everyone to ignore the daylight savings time. It is good for nothing. Why do we have it? I propose Lawrence ignore daylight savings time as a message to the corporate fascist pigs that run our country. Not only does daylight saving not save us any energy, but it actually encourages us to use more energy.

When we have longer summer evenings, it encourages us to go out and spend money. Keeping us in the dark is the only way to go because people will be more rested and use less electricity because they will be in bed earlier and the corporate ripoff artists called big oil will lose and so will their partner in crime Bush.

On Dante:
I am mad as hell that our weather is getting warmer. Hurricane Bush is to blame because of Kyoto. Wake up and smell the coffee people!!!!!!!!!! Warmer winters , hotter summers and we are living in hell if you believe in a hell which I don't but it has to be like this and Dante's description. Give me the Four Seasons back like the good old days. Damn!!!!!
On drugs in the Public Schools:

There will never be enough money for our education system. Teachers don't get paid enough. Will the teachers get a raise after the court ordered windfall appears? I doubt it.

Thank god there is ritalin for our children. If it wasn't for ritalin the schools would've shut down years ago.

On flowers and vegetables

I am sick and tired of hearing about Terri Schiavo, LET HER DIE! She is dying with dignity and in peace. The press conference yesterday said she stopped urinating. Her brain is so far gone, she is a non-person anyway. They should've pulled the tube years ago.

Back to topic, stop the senseless spraying of weed killer. We'll be better off, including the defenseless animals and plants. I love dandelions. They are beautiful.

On the link between fireworks and gun violence:

Fireworks should be banned from sea to shining sea.

They make noise pollution, air pollution and dispense litter everywhere. They could promote aggressive behavior in young males which could lead to the use of handguns, violence, pyromania and more.

Ban them completely. They are essentially anti-American anyway.

On the freedom to follow her lead:
... Lawrence doesn't need uniformly, low-grade miserably designed environments that make people feel bad. High density gets people out of their cars. Most days I walk or ride my bike to work. Everyone should have to live the way I do. If low income people want a back yard... well, they can't have everything.
On Justice:
Bar owners should be the only ones who get the ticket if one of their patrons gets caught. They should be shut down for a week. That will show them who is boss. In a capitalistic pig society, the business should always be blamed for wrong doing, regardless of who did the wrong.
On Parental Rights:

One of my saving graces being a teacher were the 5 children I recommended be tested for Attention Deficit Disorder. Sure enough, school counseling realized my concerns and all 5 were eventually put on Ritalin by a physician. Two parents didn't like, so the state forced the issue. Not wanting to face the consequences, the parents obliged.

My job got easier to partake and the kids were very happy.

On Competition:

I do not like competitions. We are all winners and should be taught accordingly.

John Kerry is a fan of the Boston Red Sox and I am pleased his team won.

And it should not come as a surprise to discover that Lulu is also a public school teacher.


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Kill the Pigs
The team of government agents armed with shotguns and a helicopter succeeded in its mission near Clinton Lake.

When it was all over, 25 wild pigs had been gunned down, tested for disease and carted away to an approved mass grave in Osage County.

“They were feral swine, which means they were domestic pigs that either got away from somebody or were intentionally released,” said Rob Ladner, a law enforcement officer and supervisor with the Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks in Topeka...

Over the past few years, wild pigs also had been a problem in Sumner County in south-central Kansas and in the Cimarron National Grasslands in western Kansas. About a hundred wild pigs were killed in the course of the week’s hunting, Ladner said.
Leave it to the federal government to waste tons of perfectly good bacon.

We had a feral hog out back a couple years ago, black as night and probably in the 300 pound range. My neighbor got him (after it nearly killed his dog) and traded the carcase to the local phone crew for a couple of telephone poles. They smoked it at their company picnic. Everybody wins.

I did rather enjoy Lulu's comment after the story, however:
Where is the sport from the Slaughtering-Industrial Complex? Using helicopter gunships to hunt down defenseless pigs trying to exist in a man made environment to carry on their bloodlines. The only reward is death from a helicopter. Just as freedom fighters and innocent civilians die in Iraq in a war based on lies and deceit. Ted Nugent should be proud.
Ted would have used a bow, and he would have eaten what he killed. Asking the government to be sporting about anything is like asking Lulu, I imagine, to share a nice, rare, steak with you.

Or asking Ted to turn it down...


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Only in Fort Scott

Honest to God, my wife got the following via intra-office email today:
Ok as most of you know we are having a tattoo party tomorrow Saturday the 18th. If you know anyone else that would like one please spread the word. We need as many people to come as possible. Not only that but we would like to know if you are coming or if you know anyone that would like to come...
And I thought the home party died with House of Lloyd...


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Pardon me for laughing
"Bottom line, there is a lot of buyer's remorse," said Rep. Tom Feeney (R-Fla.). If the vote were held today on the Medicare prescription drug benefit, he said, as many 120 Republicans would vote against it. "It was probably our greatest failure in my adult lifetime," he said...

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.), a Bush ally who dismissed concerns about an inattentive White House, said he regrets voting for the No Child Left Behind bill in the first term.
Nice article from the WaPo today covering the congressional rebellion against Bush, and all I can say is that I have to laugh. I'll laugh even harder if the GOP majority is kicked to the curb this fall, which is a major possibility.

Not that I have any great love for Democrats, who are the only party, as if that were possible, that has even less principle than the GOP. But at least the Democrats will ensure that nothing happens domestically for the next two years - probably the best one can hope for - and there is unlimited comedic potential in those three little words, "Speaker Nancy Pelosi."

If we're going to send in the clowns, we might as well do it right.


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Deja vu all over again

I found a really cool article on blogs:
A blog may be an online journal tangential to a company's main business, where users of a company's products give feedback and ask for help. Blogs can be hosted by single individuals, shared by teams, or produced by entire companies. They may be hosted on a dedicated blog server using fancy templates or lovingly hand crafted in HTML on a page that resembles a bulletin board.

But a blog is not simply a syndicated column or a newspaper that is online. Many news outlets feature their content online and even allow readers to respond to stories. However, the newspapers business does not change just because it has a new medium. Editors and writers still do the same jobs they did before the advent of online distribution; the newspaper does not view itself as any different from what it always was.

And perhaps therein lies the difference: attitude. The newspaper sees itself as presenting all the news that is fit to print, written by objective professionals, while the blogger sees himself as presenting a piece of his own world and his own expertise from his own perspective.
It's part of the introduction of a book I ghostwrote last year, and there's something that just feels wierd about reading your own words under someone else's byline. Not that I really care what they do with the words once I got paid...

I don't see the rest of the book anywhere (which is, to be honest, what I was looking for), but I thought it was pretty cool to find that much.


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Pretty Peggy is slow on the uptake:
This week's column is a question, a brief one addressed with honest curiosity to Republicans. It is: When George W. Bush first came on the scene in 2000, did you understand him to be a liberal in terms of spending?

The question has been on my mind since the summer of 2005 when, at a gathering of conservatives, the question of Mr. Bush and big spending was raised.
The summer of 2005? I've always liked Peggy Noonan, one of Reagan's best speechwriters and a lady who has always been a fine judge of character. But I have to ask her this: Why did it take you, and most Republicans, until after Bush was re-elected to discover that he was a big spender?

It should have been obvious...no, let's be honest, it was obvious when in 2001 Bush pushed through Congress a nationalization of public schools, rather than eliminating the Department of Education as the GOP had wanted since Reagan. And it was obvious when Bush pushed through Congress the largest welfare expansion since LBJ: the Medicare Drug Benefit. It has been obvious in every budget since he was innaugurated and in the record deficits they brought. It's been obvious in the whimperings of baby seal fiscal conservatives bludgeoned into submission by their own party leadership when they tried to stand in the way of the above.

Those Republicans who are suddenly acting surprized to find out that Bush has busted the budget have one of two problems: either they are dishonest or they are dumb as pig dribble.

I realize Peggy's asking a "what did the voter know and when did he know it?" type of question. But there is nothing new this year, no new program, no new grand spending initiative, that is making the GOP and those pundits who have vociferously supported Bush through 2 elections suddenly shake these fiscal scales from their eyes. These questions are not arising now because Bush's spending benders are suddenly interfering with his day job.

Rather, the truth is far more cynical: the GOP was willing to blindly follow Bush wherever he went so long as his popularity translated into power for them. Now that his war is going to hell and his popularity rating is in the can, now that he's a lame duck with no annointed successor and has made several politically stupid policy decisions, his own party is rebelling because their power is in danger. They must face re-election in mere months, and Bush has become a liability.

Suddenly the things that could be ignored can no longer be, and they will sacrifice him now to save their own asses. Oh, that they would have done it 4 years ago, when it became obvious that Bush's Vision Thing(tm) was the domestic policy of LBJ combined with the foreign policy of Wilson. But for the GOP, it's never too late to throw a drunken sailor overboard.

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In defense of Spike Lee

The New York Observer catches a whiff of Black Paranoia:
Last October, he tussled with Tucker Carlson (“the guy in the bow tie”) on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher when Mr. Lee said he’d be including in his documentary the conspiracy theory that it was the U.S. government who bombed the levees.

“Here’s the thing,” he said. “Even today, a large part of the African-American community of New Orleans thinks that those levees were bombed. Now, whether that is true or not, that should not be discounted.”

He rattled off past government trespasses: 1927’s Great Flood of Mississippi, when the levees were, in fact, blown up; the flooding of the Ninth Ward during Hurricane Betsy in 1965; the Tuskegee syphilis experiment.

“So, in the collective mind of African-Americans, it is not some science-fiction, hocus-pocus thing to say that the government is doing stuff,” he continued. “Even if it didn’t happen, you cannot discount it and dismiss it as
Oh you people are crazy."
I'll be the first to admit I've never seen a Spike Lee movie and probably never will. The guy's take on matters racial just doesn't interest me all that much. And it's very easy to criticize the guy for playing on black fears when promoting a movie in which he alleges (or at least publicly airs an allegation) that those fears might be justified by government action. But it's also too easy to pretend that black fears of government shenanigans are simple paranoia with no basis in fact. The actual "trespasses" Lee notes ought to give us pause before we put too much stock in government integrity.

The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927 is a sterling example. The flood displaced more than half a million Americans, and boats in Greenville were sent in to rescue white women and children from atop levees and from containment camps. Blacks who were left behind were forced - at gunpoint - to clean the area up. The aftermath of the flood resulted not only in Herber Hoover becoming a national figure and Huey Long being elected governor of Louisiana, but was a major factor in blacks joining the Democrat party and the great migration of blacks from the South to the north.

The Tuskegee Syphillis Experiment, in which several hundred black sharecroppers were lied to about their curable condition while the government studied the long-term effects of syphillis on them, ended in 1972 after a whistleblower, not able to get the CDC to intervene "until the experiment was completed" (i.e. until all the subjects died of syphillis-related illness and were autopsied), went to the press.

Obviously, in both these cases, blacks were mistreated by their own government, in the latter case over the course of 3 decades, for reasons of its own. And while both cases led to new laws, apologies, and promises to do better, the fact remains that blacks have historically found themselves receiving the short end of the stick, sacrificed for the good of the majority white population.

In other words, it's not paranoia: it's history.

It may be comforting for white Americans to write off such fears with an assertion of the good intentions of government or to say that such things wouldn't happen today. But it ought to be realized, looking at the acts of governments covering centuries, that such is simply a faith position. And it is a faith that black Americans can be forgiven for not sharing.


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There's no reply at all

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible notes a contradiction:
Acts 7:4 says that Abram didn't leave Haran until after his father died.

Gen.11:26 says that Abram's father was 70 years old when Abram was born, and Abram's father lived to be 205 (11:32). Clearly, then, Abram was at least 135 when he left Haran.

Yet Gen.12:4 says he left Haran when he was only 75.
Most interesting is their note that they have "Christian Responses (none yet)". Allow me to provide one.

SAB correctly notes an issue that bothered me when I first studied the genealogies of Genesis. Yes, a straight-forward newspaper reading of Genesis gives us an issue to deal with.

Before I deal with it, let me say that there is the possibility that Stephen, whose speech is quoted in Acts 7:4, is just flat out wrong in his rendering of Jewish history. Luke, the author of Acts, is recording for posterity a speech given by Stephen, and as a recorder is only responsible for ensuring that the recording is accurate, not that the original material is. A parallel example might be the New York Times reporting that a politician said something that turns out to be incorrect. Does that make the NYT wrong? Not at all. So long as their recording of the statement is accurate, then the NYT is not in error. Such a politician DID say such a thing, and it's the politician, not the NYT, on the hook when that statement turns out incorrect. Same for Acts. There are no guarantees that every statement recorded is accurate. But I do expect that Luke has accurately recorded what happened and what was said. I'll let the others work out that theology.

Now I don't believe that Stephen is wrong; it's just a possibility that must be admitted before we start.

But here's what I think is really going on here:

The SAB misquotes (or at least truncates) Gen 11:26 when they say that "And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Abram." with a period at the end. What it actually says is that "And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran." That might seem a small thing, but I think the existence of the other names in the genealogy is significant because it parallels another passage with a similar problem (Gen 5:32) which I'll examine first and then back therefrom into my solution. Though the vast majority of the genealogies name one son (at age x, y fathered z), these two both allege (on the surface) triplets. We shall see that beneath the surface we have clues that explain what's happening.

Gen 5:31 says that, "And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth," leading us to think that he had triplets that year. But such is not the case. Ham is noted as the youngest (Gen 9:24) and Japeth as the eldest (Gen 10:21) and that might be fine for triplets, except for this:

"Shem was an hundred years old, and begat Arphaxad two years after the flood" -- Gen 11:10.

If Shem celebrated his centennial 2 years after the flood, then he was 97 when the flood came. Yet Noah is said to have fathered Shem at 500 with the flood at 600 (Gen 7:6) so Shem should have been 100, not 97, when it came. The fact that Shem is not the eldest give us the possibility that the 100 years was the age of the elder brother only, and that the author did not bother to give us as much detail as we'd like.

We have a similar pattern in Abram's case: Abram, Nahor, and and Haran all born in the same year (from a straightforward reading). Yet it's likely that Haran is older than Nahor, since Nahor marries Haran's daughter (Gen 11:29). If, as Josephus alleges, Abram's wife Sarai is also Haran's daughter, then Haran is likely older than Abram as well.

In each case we have these similarities:
  • An allegation of triplets.
  • The person in the main Jewish line is named first.
  • The person named first is not the eldest
  • The person named first has demonstrable chronology problems if alleged to be the eldest.
So the simple solution is this: the author of Genesis, in cases where only one son is part of the story (c.f. Gen 5:4-28 for a whole busload of them) the age "at birth" is the age of the father when that specific son was born and the others are subsumed under a note that he had "other sons and daughters". In the two cases where multiple sons come into the story they are named together, but the age "at birth" is the age of the father at the birth of the eldest of the three.

Applied to Abe, that means Abe probably left Haran at 75, meaning he was born when Terah was 130, the 70 referring to the birth of Abe's brother Haran, Terah's firstborn.

Is it the correct solution? I don't know. Does it fit the data? I think it does. Does it resolve the contradiction? Yes. If it is a correct reading then Genesis is not in error, we have simply failed to understand the method of the author. I think that's very likely, and in a lot more cases than just genealogies. There are many, many passages where we are assuming that a newspaper-like reading explains everything even as it gives us seemingly insurmountable problems.

But those are a speculation for another day.

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The day is coming
Treasury Secretary John Snow urged Congress to set aside partisan bickering and raise the US national debt ceiling this week, or face a disastrous cash crunch for the federal government.

In a speech here to a conference of regional bankers, Snow said it would be inconceivable for Congress not to pass legislation on the debt limit before it heads into a recess at the end of this week...


Snow has issued increasingly urgent warnings to Congress that the statutory debt limit of 8.184 trillion dollars will be hit this week, and that the government will then lose its borrowing power.

Once the US government reaches the ceiling, it comes under threat of defaulting on its debts and can lose the ability to raise future credit on the capital markets.
Of course they'll raise it, though the Dems will make the right noises for a week and the GOP will look around befuddled as if someone dropped an SBD and they're not sure if it was them. It was.

But the problem with raising the debt ceiling to 9 million million dollars is that Bush will burn up to it in about 18 months (for those with short memories, it was less than 18 months ago that we went from the prior ceiling of 7.2 million million dollars to the current 8.1 million million). Then we'll do it again, and we'll keep doing it, because the alternative, the inability to borrow, is inconceivable. Without the abiltiy to borrow, both our government and our government-dependent (read: socialist) economy would fall in a pile.

But it's a two-sided coin. If the government lacks the ability to borrow, then it all comes down. What happens, then, when the lenders decide that the debt is never going to be paid back and stop lending? Or what happens when the lenders decide the time has come to bring it down?

Excercise for the student...


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Vigilantes in Panties
Women involved in prostitution in Daytona Beach, Fla., have reportedly armed themselves and are searching for a serial killer behind the slayings of three residents, according to a Local 6 News report.

"Rather than run from the man police labeled a serial killer, streetwalkers here in Daytona Beach along Ridgewood Avenue say they are seeking the serial killer out," Local 6 reported Tarik Minor said. "They believe the man responsible for murdering three women here is someone they have come in contact with."

"We will get him first," streetwalker Tonya Richardson said. "Yeah, we are going to get him first. When we find him, he is going to be sorry. It is as simple as that."


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Buh Bye

Say hello to Jozum's new problemO...


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The Poor Get Richer

Fortune Magazine notes an alarming trend:
(FORTUNE Magazine) - I have good news and bad news. The good news is that income inequality in the U.S. -- after 30-plus years of steadily increasing -- may be decreasing. The bad news is why that trend is reversing. It looks like another lesson in how profoundly a globalizing economy is upending what we thought we knew.

Rising income inequality has settled comfortably into America's big economic picture as a reliable--and much lamented--megatrend. Starting around the late 1960s, U.S. incomes started to become more disparate. The trend was remarkably steady. Recessions might slow it down or briefly reverse it, but mostly it just marched on...

But now it appears just possible--based on the latest research available--that the whole chain of causation is falling apart. Wait before you cheer.

The evidence is in a new Fed study of family finances, the latest in a triennial series. It shows modest but clear signs of incomes converging rather than diverging.
Whether it's presumed that the fact that the rich normally get richer is a result of government action or inaction, it's always presumed that such is a bad trend. Even Fortune notes that it's a "much lamented megatrend." But ought it be? I think not. But before I explain why, I'd like to explain the trend in the simplest manner possible:

The rich get richer because they continue to do the things it takes to get rich.

There's no rich gene or rich pill. People getting rich is the result of actions, taken over a lifetime, that result in them accruing riches.

They don't spend more than they earn. They save and invest. They work. And those acts are habits that anyone can pick up, which is why the rich getting richer is not a bad thing but a good thing. The fact that the rich get richer, combined with the fact that they are not the same rich (most people will occupy several economic bands over the course of their lives) mean that the incentives in place will work for anyone who does the sort of things that make one rich.

People get richer as they age. It makes perfect sense. They learn new skills. They get promoted. They develop products or companies or a clientelle. They gain education. Their kids move out. And all these things that get the blame for the much lamented trend are actually incentives that allow individuals to improve themselves.

And that's a good thing.

Don't believe me? Turn it around and examine it for a second. What would happen to individuals if there was no distinction between rich and poor. What if the kid who flunked out of school earned the same as the PhD physicist. What would be the incentive to get an education? What if the poor salesman earned as much as the good one. Where would be the incentive to learn new skills, work long hours, treat customers well? What if the person who spent every paycheck on Johnny Walker always had as much left over as the one who saved and invested? What would be the incentive to save rather than consume?

The rich get richer because people are rewarded for improving themselves and serving their customers, whether those customers are employers or buyers. The poor get poorer because they don't do those things.

Walter Williams, peace be upon him, once laid out a three-fold plan that guarantees one will escape poverty: stay in school, have your kids in marriage, and never quit a job except to take a better paying one. Everyone who acts responsibly has the opportunity to get richer. Those who do not will probably get poorer. And it will because because of their own actions.


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Riding the Tiger

A rerun from before election day:

Mark wrote:

"I guess it all boils down to this: Whether we like it or hate it (or somewhere in the middle), the reality of our age (since FDR's uncorking of the Government Genie Bottle), the American people have come to see the government and its role as something entirely different than our founders. That is a FACT. A tragic fact, but still a fact.

Government not only delivers services and programs it has no Constitutional authority to, but it also serves as a sort of "billboard" for what its people believe is important. Like a billboard, it's hard to ignore the message it's sending, and can actually influence behavior as a result, even though the actual influence of the government in any particular area is relatively minimal.

For example, the US government giving funds to cancer research symbolically shows a national priority toward eradicating cancer, even though the actual amount of the grants are a drop in the bucket to what is actually needed to eradicate cancer. The federal government maintains forests and other wilderness areas, sending another message to its people that we are to value our natural resources.

Similarly, the formulation of marriage and what the government recognizes as a "marriage" has a similar acknowledgement of our national values. Once again, I don't necessarily support or applaud this vast "bully pulpit" the Federal government now enjoys....but I *recognize* it and understand how its policies can change the very values and moral makeup of its people. I don't like this reality...but it *is* our reality".

I've quoted this in full (and waited a couple of days to answer it), because Mark has laid out perfectly what I see as the problem not only with the current federal government, but with George Bush as well. The problem is the troubling trend that Mark notes, "the American people have come to see the government and its role as something entirely different than our founders. That is a FACT". It is unarguably a fact. And it is the primary fact that must be dealt with as we go forward as a nation. Government is no longer a protector of rights or an arbiter of disputes, it is, in fact, messianic in its nature and a leader and role model of a people who can no longer rule themselves because they have no internal compass.

George Bush puts it this way: "The role of government is to stand there and say, 'We're going to help you.' The job of the federal government is to fund the providers who are actually making a difference."

The quote was in reference specifically to the new Bush plan to spend $1.5 billion (1.5 thousand million dollars) on government marriage counseling, but it is a philosophy that permeates his "compassionate conservatism". It is a philosophy that makes government a molder and shaper of the people, and one which seeks to help them by borrowing money from foreigners and future generations to spend today on "problems".

Mark says it's a "tragic fact", and I agree. What we disagree on, I think, is what to do about it. His opinion is (if I may put words in his mouth) that we have a tiger by the tail and that we ought to point it in the way that does the most good (or at least the least damage). I think the fact is so tragic that the only solution is to shoot the tiger.

It's not because I pine for the old days for their own sake. The past had plenty of "problems", though complete cultural and potential fiscal collapse were not among them. But this modern tiger is tragic because it makes a promise that cannot be fulfilled and will lead to societal collapse, national bankruptcy, and a complete loss of confidence in government itself, followed by civil disorder. The fact is that there is no fiscal way we can fund the boomers' retirements while spending $500 billion a year we don't have. The fact is that the government, by its very presence in areas like marriage counseling, crowds out and destroys the solutions implemented by families, churches, non-profits. The fact is that as a "billboard" that big, nothing else can be seen and nothing good can grow in its shadow. But no tree grows to the sky and no billboard stands forever. It eventually rots and falls over because of its very weight.

It's not the fault of government, but its very nature. Elected officials are simply giving us what we want, what we asked for. We, as voters, look to Washington to give us this day our daily bread because it's easier than working or praying. But Washington can't do it forever. That's a fact, and a fact that leads ultimately to tragedy, because everything the government does fosters dependence. When it eventually can't meet its promise, those who depended on government, having lost the ability to depend on themselves and having had their family and social structure destroyed by generations of dependence, can no longer feed themselves. Imagine what our cities would become if the government simply stopped passing out free money. There are entire sections of society that would either starve or riot. The shadow cast by the government billboard has killed their ability to survive.

That being said, there is one item in Mark's list that strikes close to home. Cancer. The government funds cancer research to show how important it is, what a national priority it is. But what is cancer? Cancer is "a malignant tumor of potentially unlimited growth that expands locally by invasion and systemically by metastasis". What cancer does is that it grows out of control, spreading throughout the body, displacing healthy cells. It destroys the DNA that directs cells and makes it impossible for the body to heal itself. Government growth is a cancer that destroys civil society by unlimited growth and invasion and displacement of those functions of society that make it healthy.

A healthy society is a vibrant thing. Made up of families and voluntary associations (like churches, schools, clubs, and businesses), the decentralization and expertise of each one is directed by the members who make it up. Like individual cells, they divide, they repair, they grow. But government is a different kind of cell. It is compulsory. It consumes eternally. It drives the other cells out of place or subsumes them into itself. Where it steps in to "solve problems", it destroys the healthy cells that make up civil society. Where it fails, it leaves behind a wake of death... dead cells, dead organizations, dead families. It promises health and stability, it leaves behind a legacy of broken promises and a dependent population. The solution to cancer is not to ride it or direct it. The solution is to kill it, to cut it out, to excise it. On this there can be no compromise, or the body will die.

Therefore in order for healthy civil society to survive going forward, government must simply be cut. It must be cut back to its bare minimum, not trimming fat, but cutting muscle. It must be eviscerated, gutted to the point that healthy cells can survive and thrive where the shadow of its billboard once blocked all light. There is no "separation of church and state" where the state is ubiquitous. There is no educational improvisation where one size fits all. And there's no use arguing that one party will cut it more or less than the other, as neither wants to cut it. Both parties are now led by men who think the Era of Big Government is just getting started. They both want to direct a bigger tiger. They will each feed a cancer that eats out our substance.

Therefore it doesn't matter if GWB and I agree on 70% of the "issues", because the election is not about which candidate will steer the tiger the way I want him to run. It is about cancer, and what to do about the malignant tumor that is killing the body of American society. If neither major party runs a man who wants to excise it (or even understands it), I'll seek another.

But why? What good does it do to vote for someone who can't win? It's simply a matter of looking past the next election. In the past 3 or 4, we have heard that "this is the most important election of our lives", but it's simply not true. The government under GOP or Dem has maundered along, growing and consuming, to the left or to the right. Neither Bush 41 nor Clinton left a "legacy", neither made a difference. Government has continued to grow, the cancer has continued to spread, people have continued to look to it for their daily bread. Civil society has continued to sicken into the frail and hollow shell it is today. Spend a day watching TV some time; civil society is on its last legs. When it reaches its last legs, the tiger will be laid bare for what it is, just like it has so many places before.

In the fifth century, there lived an old Christian saint who stood nearly by himself for the doctrine of the trinity when it seemed the whole world would pass into Arianism. He was so alone in his fervent belief that his tombstone read "Athenasius contra mundum" (Athenasius against the world). He was a man who looked square into the face of his times and said , "Not that way, but this". And the times changed, back to the truth, back to the right way. Today Arianism is found only in the Jehovah's Witnesses, and no one remembers Athenasius. I didn't even know if I spelled his name correctly and had to go look it up. But he saw into the future further than most. And he was right. Today there's nary an argument about it.

I don't know when the times will change back, if they ever do. I don't know when the cancer of ubiquitous messianic government will be revealed for the fraud it is. But I hope to be standing consistently against it, like Athenasius, not because I want to be elected or even remembered, but simply because it's a cheat.



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Big Love

Stanley Kurtz dispproves:
We can't licence polygamy without also promoting polyamory. Traditional polygamy, by its nature, will have limited appeal in America (as Tierney correctly notes). But polyamory has much greater potential appeal, and poses a much deeper danger to the American family (which Tierney ignores).

Take away the stigma against multiple-partner marriage, and our larger family system will be profoundly weakened. It's the stigma and the resulting secrecy that limit the social effects of multi-partner unions now. Change that, and you will see deep systemic consequences.

The weakness of the libertarian position is the illusion that the effects of legalization and destigmatization would be limited to what Tierney calls "a few consenting adults."
This is the problem that arises out of the government licencing marriage in the first place. Rick Santorum was raked over the coals for saying that allowance of gay marriage would eventually mean allowance of polygamy and polyamory; his only mistake was that he probably didn't mean "eventually" to mean "within a few short years." The gays, of course, recoiled at the accusation, yet there's no logical reason to stop at any given point once the dike is breached. But is that a weakness in the libertarian position? What's wrong with the government simply letting anyone marry whom they choose?

The question for the Christian when it comes to polygamy is twofold: "is the practice immoral" (in other words, should Christians take part in it?) and "should the government enforce a certain kind of marriage through licencing?"

The first question is easy to answer. While single marriage is probably preferred, plural marriage was practiced by men of God and implemented by God on occasion. Therefore it is not, in and of itself, immoral.

In fact, when God was chewing out David for adultery and murder, he spoke through the prophet Nathan:
And Nathan said to David, "You are that man. The LORD God of Israel says this: 'I anointed you king over Israel, and I delivered you out of the hand of Saul; And I gave you your master’s house, and your master’s wives into thy bosom, and gave you the house of Israel and of Judah; and if that had been too little, I would moreover have given you even more.'"
-- 2Sam 12:7-8
In short, God gave David multiple wives. Abraham had several wives, as did Jacob (the father of the Israelites). The scriptures show that this caused severe family problems - or at least contributed to them; the patriarchs weren't always the best parents anyway - but that does not make the practice universally immoral, merely unwise on occasion.

For the Christian in church leadership, however, the question is closed:
Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well.
-- 1Tim 3:12
I wonder, at times, at how the church imposes the "one wife" rule so consistently, but not the "have your kids under control" rule. PKs are legendary for their troublemaking, yet I have never seen a Christian booted from leadership for failing the second part of God's leadership rule.

But on the second question, the libertarian and the Christian have some common ground: marriage is not a creation of government; it is a creation of God. It stands before the state and is above the state, and if the state were, for example, to only recognize gay marriages, it would still be the duty of the Christian to act as God intended, that is to marry someone of the opposite sex, for life, no matter the consequences.

National Review and the conservatives state that widespread polygamous or polyamoric marriage would tend to weaken society, and I agree - or rather I would if the state was as fond of enforcing marriage contracts as it is of licencing the act in the first place. Yet what is the difference, as far as the strength of the family is concerned - between polyamory and what happens at most bars every Friday night? What is the difference - as far as the strength of the family is concerned - between a man who has 3 wives and a woman who has kids by 3 different men, none of whom she has married?

Polygamy would weaken the family if the family today was made up solely of couples who had kids solely in marriage. But it is not, and so polygamy would probably strengthen certain families while at the same time undermining others.

Marriage arrangements arise through culture, which is driven over the long-term by survival needs. In a land where many men die young and women have no ability to care for themselves, polygamy acts as something of a Social Security system. In some agrarian societies it's necessary, which is why it survives. In modern societies where everyone can learn and earn and take care of themselves, it is not necessary. But then neither is single marriage.

Which is precisely why I think the government ought to simply butt out. If anyone can have sex with whom they wish (and they can and do) what is the problem with people who wish to make a commitment of that?

I don't think it will survive or at least be widespread. Call me selfish, but I have no desire to share my wife, nor she any desire to share me. Our marriage, no matter what government says, will remain single and heterosexual. I suspect that feeling is nearly universal.

What it would do is give the church a chance to show how its marriage (whether defined as single universally or only in church leadership) is more stable and creates better families than polyamory, polygamy, or no marriage at all. If we're correct that this is what God wants, then that should have real effects in our lives when compared to the lives of those doing what God doesn't want.

We currently have the ability to demonstrate that though we as an organization have failed, for the most part, to create better families than those outside the church. That, to me, is the real issue.

As Paul said:
For it is no business of mine to be judging those who are outside; but it is yours to be judging those who are among you.
-- 1Cor 5:12
What the world does is its own business, and it not a concern of the church nor the Christians in it. If our way is better, that will be shown through our actions, our marriages, our families. If it's not shown there, then that is a far greater problem for us than polygamy.


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Biblical Tectonics

From the files of historical speculation...just for fun, let's see if we can count my assumptions.

I mentioned below that the modern theory of Continental Drift (plate tectonics) was proposed in about 1912 and became a dominant geological theory in the late 1950s, once the generation of scientists who held to the fixity of the continents died off.

We look at a map and Continental Drift is obvious to us (and actually, I think the evidence for it is pretty good as well, which is a whole different kettle of fish). So what does Genesis have to say about it? Quite a bit, actually. Well, possibly.

In the original creation account, God creates the globe covered with water. Then in Genesis 1:9, it says, "And God said, 'Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.'"

All the water in one place implies one ocean and one land mass. For sake of argument, let's call that land mass "Pangaea."

Some years later, the flood comes, again covering that single continent with water. Only Noah and his family survive, finally landing upon "the mountains of Ararat." Of course, at the time they could not have been mountains, having just been covered with water. That they are mountains today makes me think that the odds of finding a boat on them are pretty long, but that's just me. The land arises in an incredibly violent earth movement to push the water away, but we still have one continent.

Some years after that, we have an episode called the Tower of Babel. God has told mankind to inhabit the whole Earth and they refuse, gathering on the Plains of Shinar (probably in modern Iraq) and building a city called Babel that will eventually become Babylon. God throws down the city and confusticates the language in Gen 11, causing the scattering that he originally commanded.

But there's a strange verse at the end of the prior chapter, Gen 10:25. It seeks to explain how a certain man received his name, and the name of the man is "Peleg" (PLG in the original Hebrew, which was written without vowels), the son of Eber from whom the Hebrews will get their name. It says:

And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of one was Peleg; for in his days was the earth divided; and his brother’s name was Joktan.

For in his days was the earth divided - now a lot of folks have said that the "earth" here means the people of the earth, as the 1599 Geneva Bible footnotes say, "This division came by the diversity of language." But that may not be the case at all.

The "earth" here is the Hebrew "erets," precisely the same word used in Gen 1:10 when God called the dry land "earth." (It it literally says, "and God called the dry earth," with land being added in English to make the sentence comprehensible).

A second clue that we're talking about the earth/ground as opposed to the earth/inhabitants comes from Peleg's name itself. The root PLG in Hebrew can mean 'division' (PaLaG) and 'a small channel of water; a rill' (PeLeG). It carries a similar meaning in Greek: to divide with water.

Now, why should we care that the root is the same across languages? Remember, at this time everyone spoke the same language, and it's not unlikely that the 'confused' languages carried at least traces of their original meanings.

Bernard Northrup says, "in classical Greek, from the period of Homer, there are 18 nouns that I know of that use the root PLG in the same way that it is used in the Hebrew of the Old Testament. Indeed, all uses relate to the ocean in some way. Two of these Greek words survive in Modern English having the same implication. They refer to the "pelagic" depths of the ocean and to "archipelagos" or chains of islands in the sea."

There is our root again, PeLaGic and archiPeLaGos, both referring this time to water. The Greek root PLK carries a similar meaning, to divide with an axe, thus our modern English word "Pelican," which comes originally from the Greek "pelekan," showing how words pass language to language.

So it's possible that Peleg got his name from the event where God divided the land (earth/erets) by means of water. In other words, one continent was separated into many continents with water in between.

Same story (one continent to many), same evidence (continents fit, rock formations fit), but obviously a different time scale.

OK, if you counted my assumptions (6451?), you're probably wise in writing the whole thing off. But I think it's at least food for thought, and an interesting speculation. Hey, it's Friday night. What do you expect?


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Arguing with the Radio

My latest silver post is up at Silver Strategies:
I was pretty surprised this morning when the preacherman on my radio started talking about inflation.

“Inflation,” he said in his impressive Australian accent, “is an increase in supply. And America has lately seen an inflation in the supply of many things, including knowledge, entertainment, and money.”


“So far, so good,” I thought. But I was soon thankful that the country roads on which I drive are sparsely traveled in the early mornings, for his next sentence nearly sent my car careening into the ditch....


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Another re-write
University of Leicester geologists, Professor Andy Saunders and Dr Marc Reichow, are taking a fresh look at what may actually have wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago and caused other similarly cataclysmic events, aware they may end up exploding a few popular myths.

The idea that meteorite impacts caused mass extinctions has been in vogue over the last 25 years, since Louis Alverez’s research team in Berkeley, California published their work about an extraterrestrial iridium anomaly found in 65-million-year-old layers at the Cretaceous-Tertiary boundary. This anomaly only could be explained by an extraterrestrial source, a large meteorite, hitting the Earth and ultimately wiping the dinosaurs – and many other organisms - off the Earth’s surface.

Professor Saunders commented:

“Impacts are suitably apocalyptic. They are the stuff of Hollywood. It seems that every kid’s dinosaur book ends with a bang. But are they the real killers and are they solely responsible for every mass extinction on earth? There is scant evidence of impacts at the time of other major extinctions e.g., at the end of the Permian, 250 million years ago, and at the end of the Triassic, 200 million years ago. The evidence that has been found does not seem large enough to have triggered an extinction at these times.”
The key phrase, of course, being "in vogue." That the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteor is one of things that's known by everyone today, though I'll admit I'm old enough that when I was a kid, everyone knew the dinosaurs were wiped out by mammals eating their eggs. Or maybe I just went to a bad school...our textbooks actually had pictures of the moon being birthed out of the Pacific Ocean basin, an impossibility we realize now that we've been there.

In both cases, in fact, in a lot of cases, there is "scant evidence" for what happened in the past. There's a theory that fits a few very important facts (while often ignoring others) better than prior theories, so it replaces the theory. That's how science is supposed to work. Then it catches the public imagination and becomes one of those things everyone knows and is afraid to question but that later generations laugh at. Everyone knows, but much of it ain't so.

In reality, Science is done by men so it works just like everything else - like business, like government, like religion: people are wedded to their ideas more fervently than their spouses, and it takes a new generation to arise and throw off those things that everyone knows. Francis Bacon noticed that the continents fit together in the 17th century, Wegener proposed a theory of Continental drift near the turn of the 20th. It wasn't until the 1950s, when the old generation of scientists died off, that Continental Drift became widely accepted. Of course, today it's one of those things everyone knows. Do you know the real evidence upon which it's based?

So science rolls on, with each generation both learning and unlearning, yet never coming to any final answers for the vast majority of things everyone knows. While we're waiting for our myths to be exploded, however, we can have some pretty cool fights over what 'science' is going to be taught in schools.


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My Silly Girl passes on a little advice:

THE GOOD WIFE'S GUIDE (HOUSEKEEPING MONTHLY 13 MAY 1955)
  • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
  • Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with al lot of work-weary people.
  • Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and it's one of your duties is to provide it.
  • Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
  • Gather up schoolbooks, toys, papers, etc., and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
  • Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
  • Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
  • Be happy to see him.
  • Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
  • Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
  • Make the evening his, Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
  • Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
  • Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
  • Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
  • Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
  • Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
  • Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
  • A good wife always knows her place.
Sometimes I wonder if these lists weren't meant to create the Feminista Revolution in the first place...either that, or considering the numbers of typos I fixed, perhaps they are created recently for the purpose of justifying it retroactively.


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Still Looking

Live Science reports on a habit that dies hard:
High on Mt. Ararat in eastern Turkey, there is a baffling mountainside "anomaly," a feature that one researcher claims may be something of biblical proportions.

Images taken by aircraft, intelligence-gathering satellites and commercial remote-sensing spacecraft are fueling an intensive study of the intriguing oddity.

But whether the anomaly is some geological quirk of nature, playful shadows, a human-made structure of some sort, or simply nothing at all—that remains to be seen.


Whatever it is, the anomaly of interest rests at 15,300 feet (4,663 meters) on the northwest corner of Mt. Ararat, and is nearly submerged in glacial ice.

It would be easy to call it merely a strange rock formation.
But at least one man wonders if it could be the remains of Noah's Ark—a vessel said to have been built to save people and selected animals from the Great Flood, the 40 days and 40 nights of deluge as detailed in the Book of Genesis...
Whatever the anomaly is (and obviously I don't know - that's what scientists are for) the current search is simply the latest in a very long line of people looking for the most famous boat in history. Many claims (like sightings by locals, Russian Pilots, and seemingly a squillion others) but very little evidence have been brought down from Ararat, which may or may not even be the correct mountain to be looking on. Every couple years Noah's Ark makes the news cycle; it even makes National Geographic on occasion.

The search, of course, is nothing new. 2000 years ago, Flavius Josephus (Antiquities, Book I, Ch. 3) had the following to say:
After this, the ark rested on the top of a certain mountain in Armenia... the Armenians call this place, The Place of Descent; for the ark being saved in that place, its remains are shown there by the inhabitants to this day.

Now all the writers of barbarian histories make mention of this flood, and of this ark; among whom is Berosus the Chaldean. For when he is describing the circumstances of the flood, he goes on thus: "It is said there is still some part of this ship in Armenia, at the mountain of the Cordyaeans; and that some people carry off pieces of the bitumen, which they take away, and use chiefly as amulets for the averting of mischiefs."

Hieronymus the Egyptian also, who wrote the Phoenician Antiquities, and Mnaseas, and a great many more, make mention of the same.

Nay, Nicolaus of Damascus, in his ninety-sixth book, hath a particular relation about them; where he speaks thus: "There is a great mountain in Armenia, over Minyas, called Baris, upon which it is reported that many who fled at the time of the Deluge were saved; and that one who was carried in an ark came on shore upon the top of it; and that the remains of the timber were a great while preserved. This might be the man about whom Moses the legislator of the Jews wrote."
Of course, it's just like mankind to cut the boat up into pieces for good luck charms, and even several thousand years ago it had the feel of myth (not 'untrue' myth, but 'long ago and far away' myth). Given that even the ancients found the existence of the ark the stuff of myth and legends, I would be very surprised if the baffling mountaintop anomaly under study turns out to be something other than a strange rock formation.


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Maybe they should dig in Washington
An archaeologist at the University of Liverpool is examining more than 1,000 Roman silver coins from museums around the world in order to establish their true economic value.

Dr Matthew Ponting... believes that analysis of the coins will also shed more light on the political and economic issues of the Roman Empire...

Silver coins formed the backbone of currency in the Roman Empire. Roman emperors manipulated the silver content of the coins to solve short-term financial problems frequently caused by government overspending. For the most part, this manipulation involved the reduction of the silver content of the coinage in conjunction with a drop in weight.
It wasn't only the Romans, of course, who debased their own coins. Throughout history (or at least since government coinage began ca. 500bc) government has generally given in to the temptation to remove the value from the coins in order to increase the money supply so they could spend more than they brought in.

The results were always the same: a society that began in freedom and growth fell prey to rising prices, rising crime, and societal dissolution. Of course, just because our own prices have gone up ten-fold in the few short years since we took the gold and silver out of our own coinage doesn't mean anything, right?

The scary thing is that today, unlike any prior time in history, there's not a single government anywhere in the world that has any silver or gold in any of their circulating coinage. So either we've discovered that gold and silver were never necessary at all, or we're about to discover why they were always necessary.

Place your bets?


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Irony
(CNN) -- Three people have been arrested in connection with 10 church fires in Alabama last month, officials said Wednesday.

Two of the suspects are Ben Moseley and Russell Debusk, both 19 and students at Birmingham Southern College, said Richard Montgomery, Alabama's state fire marshal.

The third suspect is Matthew Lee Cloyd, a 20-year-old student at the University of Alabama at Birmingham...
Assuming (I know, I know) they got the right guys, it will be interesting to see whether this is pushed as a hate crime of race (5 of the 10 churches were predominently black) or one of religion (they were all Baptist of various stripes). I suspect that the mainstream media will go for the first, the Christian media the second.

But the picture above is interesting; it's one of the accused, Ben Moseley, starring as "Raul" in the college play "Extremities", which is described on the Birmingham Southern's web site as:
“Extremities” takes a profound look at sexual violence, revenge, and just how far we can be pushed before we respond in a way we may regret.
Perhaps he has responded to something in a way he may regret. Oh well, I'm sure he'll be able to star in the stage production of "Firestarter" once he gets out on parole.


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We're just a couple of frozen embryos
LONDON, England -- The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that a British woman has no right to use frozen embryos to have a baby without the consent of the man who provided the sperm.

The court upheld a UK law that says permission from both parents is needed at every stage of the in vitro fertilization (IVF) process, as well as for the storage and implantation of the fertilized eggs.
While I have nothing to note about this case - other than the irony of a law that requires a man's permission to make him a father via in-vitro fertilization, but not to make him a former father via abortion - I thought this would be a good time to present to you "The Frozen Embryo Song":
We do not have fingers and/or toes
We're just a couple of frozen embryos


We're a little short on eyes, ears, lips, and nose

We're just a couple of frozen embryos


One day we might grow up to be President

All we're looking for is just a womb to rent


If we played ball we might be semi-pros
We're just a couple of frozen embryos


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If you suffer from allergies, the terrorists win
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Suffer from springtime allergies? You could be among the first affected by the USA Patriot Act poised for final congressional passage this week.

Besides terrorism, the bill takes aim at the production of methamphetamine, a highly addictive drug that cannot be manufactured without a key ingredient of everyday cold and allergy medicines. The bill would impose new limits next month for how much relief a person can buy over the counter.

And beginning Sept. 30, it'll take a flash of ID to buy that medication.
Following the Democrats' futile filibuster last year and contrary to Harry Reid's boast that the Democrats "killed the Patriot Act," this great terror-fighting piece of legislation, named so that no red-blooded American could possibly oppose it, holding out to us the promise of peace and safety and wealth and sunshine, will pass the House this week. As I've said before, the GOP must thank God every night for opposition so futile.

That being said, by now it ought to be obvious that the real purpose of the Patriot Act has less to do with terrorism than it does with giving the federal government increased law enforcement and surveillance power over everyone, centralizing what the founders decentralized, and in many ways, undoing the work of that great generation.

The GOP has weighed the founders in the balance and found them wanting. After all, there's no possible way Jefferson could have been thinking of the modern GOP when he said this:
"What an augmentation of the field for jobbing, speculating, plundering, office-building and office-hunting would be produced by an assumption of all the state powers into the hands of the general government."


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HonorBound_Men brings the theology:
Because of what Romans 1:19-21 says, I always thought that every person was given the capacity by God to know He exists without having to have been told by somebody.

Helen Keller seems to have been a perfert example of this. After she gained the ability to communicate with the world she lived in, when asked if she knew about God, she replied that yes she did know Him but did not know His name.


By scripture it would seem that no one will stand before God and claim ignorance of Him as justification for their sin, they will be without excuse.
I think that's exactly correct. But it also illustrates a point that David Craft mentioned while quoting Simon and Garfunkle: "a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest."

Belief, as much as we would like to think it's solely an act of the intellect ("show me evidence and I'll believe") is shown by both scripture and experience to be primarily an act of the will. That's one reason Jesus refused to trick-monkey his miracles. When people told him, "show us and we'll believe," he consistently said that belief was not merely a matter of being shown, but required willfil effort on their part.

Whether in matters divine or mundane, humanity has an incredible propensity to find evidence that supports what we choose to believe. Why is the wife the last to know? Why can some people honestly believe in unseen, worldwide, centuries-long conspiracies or aliens or thetans or virgin births? Because belief is a choice.

But these choices are especially troublesome for intelligent people (who tend to lean on the intellect) who also have a moral reason to deny the consequent, because they forget, in their sometimes honest attempt to justify unbelief, that they are just as prone to self-deceit as other men. Perhaps they are even more prone. And yet according to God, such unbelief, chosen as a matter of will rather than evidence, still has moral consequences.

That's why Jesus said, "You must (moral imperative) believe." There were plenty who saw his miracles and refused, even plotting to murder Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead. There are plenty who believe without evidence many things, including but not limited to belief in God, simply because they choose to do so entirely for reasons of their own.

Does that make evidence, facts, or science worthless? Of course not. For most facts there is no moral consequence. If I believe the earth revolves around the sun or the sun around the earth, neither affects whether I ought to bed my neighbor's daughter. That leaves such facts free to help us, to be applied widely, to improve our lives.

But there are certain beliefs that have such consequences. If God exists, then it's quite possible that he cares very much whether I bed my neighbor's daughter. And if he has some moral authority to say that I oughtn't, then I have two choices: I either obey him or I get rid of him. And I have built into me the ability to choose either and bear myself the moral consequence of such a choice. It is no surprise that the 'science' over which the most rabid fighting occurs (and those areas most wrought with fraud) are those that directly impact the above question.

I think the reason the existence of God cannot be "proven" is simply because He calls us to choose to believe. If we look at the beauty of the stars, we see power and majesty. If we look at a lion eating a gazelle or a young child dying of plague, we see futility, cruelty, and meaningless. "Vanity of vanities," saith the preacher. "All is vanity and a striving after wind."

And therefore each must choose. And what we choose we are confirmed in, by God and our own will, as Paul says in the passage Honorbound_Men quoted in the comments.

But whatever we choose, that we are responsible for. TANSTAAFL. Opportunity cost. Every rose has its thorn. Unless you believe that I am He, you will die in your sins.

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse.

Either God rules or we rule. Either He is the final measure or we are. The choice is ours, either through delegation or because we are the highest intelligence on the planet. And that choice often decides the rest of the choices we will make in life, wise or unwise, for good or evil.


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Dating the Acts of the Apostles

Those of you who have been here a bit have no doubt noticed that while I'm not a big fan of theology, I'm quite tempted toward historical speculation concerning the scriptures. I make no pretentions that I have stumbled upon "long lost truths" or am able to reveal the final word on what has been argued for centries; I simply do it because that's my preferred way to study the scriptures, especially the historical ones.

If there is an historical book in the Bible, certainly the Acts of the Apostles is it. For those of you who are not familiar with Luke's second book, I'll give a quick intro, though I have to warn you that what follows will probably be of little interest to you.

The Acts recounts the first 30 or so years of Church history. Beginning with Jesus' assumption into Heaven, it follows the spread of Christianity from its origins as a 150-member strong sect of Judaism in Jerusalem to the Apostle Paul awaiting trial in Rome ca. 62 ad. It recounts how Christianity expanded to include Samaritans (half-Jews) and eventually welcomed into its arms the gentiles who would eventually take it over in a very real sense. Looking back from today, Acts is something of a baton handoff in history, a bridge between where Christianity had its Jewish roots to where it laid down the European roots that would eventually bring Europe back from the dark ages that followed the collapse of the Roman Empire.

Acts is a sequel to Luke's Gospel - both being dedicated to the same man, Theophilus, and both obviously the work of the same hand - and is famous for its careful treatment of places, titles, and especially pronouns. And while having been occasionally accused of inaccuracy, Acts has actually been the foundantion of many archaeological discoveries and has always been shown to be precise when the chips are down. It's no wonder archaeologist Sir William Ramsay called the author of Luke/Acts "an historican of the first rank," for whenever digging in the ground has been able to answer questions about Luke's nomenclature, it has consistently resolved them in Luke's favor. If there's one book upon which I base my belief in the historical accuracy of the Bible, Acts is it. Or at least Acts is the starting point.

But when was it written? Asking anyone that date will reveal more about the answerer than the book: dates are given from the mid 70s ad to the mid second century, because it is not mentioned by name in any of the extant chuch fathers until about 177. But the plethora of answers and reasons simply illustrate that no one knows for certain. And while the answer may not have any theological import, I think it has historical import.

But I am inspired by the character of Sidney Wang, the Charlie Chan ripoff character from Neil Simon's 1996 masterpiece movie "Murder by Death." When a moose head on the wall gives three detectives a significant clue, Milo Perrier (based on Christie's Hercule Poirot) responds that he does not like it one bit.

"I like it," replies Wang. "But do not understand it."

And it's the "not understanding" that drives me to a date of Acts far earlier than most biblical scholars.

Studying Luke is a lesson in precision. For example, Luke says explicitly that the cities of Lystra and Derbe were in Lycaonia, contradicting both Pliny and Cicero. Yet Luke was proven correct once the cities were excavated. He has also been proven correct in unusual Roman titles, and several sites have excavated exact places he spoke of (e.g. the theatre at Ephesus.) It is that kind of precision that I expect from Luke, and yet when I do not find it, I conclude there must be a reason why. And I like it, though I do not understand it.

Up to Acts 12, Peter has been the main mover in Acts, if not in the Church itself. He is the first to baptize non-Jews and must answer for it to a church full of Jews who never expected things to get that far. Eventually he is imprisoned by King Herod and miraculously escapes. Luke says of that (in Acts 12:17) that Peter "left and went to another place." Certainly there is not a more purposefully vague sentence in all of historical literature. It may be exactly this that dates Acts for us, and I'll return to the reason later.

Once Peter disappears from Acts, the book is dedicated to the three missionary journeys of Paul, with whom Luke travels. The fact that Luke was an eyewitness to many of these events has served as sufficient reason for many scholars to ignore what happened to Peter.

Yet Peter is around. He appears once in Jerusalem, when the first Christian council decided that gentile Christians need not embrace the Mosaic law (Acts 15). He appears in Antioch, in a faceoff with Paul over the same issue (Gal 2). And he is eventually crucified in Rome (ca. 64 ad) under the same Neronian persecution that takes Paul's life, after serving as - by Christian "tradition" (not quite the same as history) - the first bishop of Rome, later promoted to and as the first Pope. Why is he not mentioned? And why does Acts end with Paul preaching the gospel rather than suffering the same martyrdom that he visited on Stephen in Acts 7?

I think the reason that he is not mentioned is the same reason Luke says (otherwise inexplicably) that Peter "went to another place." Peter is, due to his escape from prison, a fugitive. He is on the lam. In Peter's first epistle, he says to his fellow believers that "she who is in Babylon greets you," though there has long been a question of whether Peter was in the literal Babylon (unlikely, since it had been mostly destroyed) or in someplace named a spiritual Babylon, with Rome being most likely location. In other words, Peter remained vitally important to the growth of the church, yet his actual location was a closely guarded secret.

Take that back to Acts. Peter and Paul had met on several occasions, the last of which was not mentioned by Luke. Peter was in Rome, the very place that Paul was headed, yet he is not mentioned by Luke. Peter is not mentioned in the last 10 years' worth of territory covered by Acts. Paul does not greet Peter in his epistle to the Romans, though he mentiones a whole chapter of others. The probable reason? Peter's location was a carefully guarded secret.

Now if we accept that as a fact, then certain things fall into place. Peter may have been a fugitive, but after his death in 64 in Rome, his prior movements would not have demanded secrecy. In fact, if it were written after 64 ad, there would be every reason to show how Peter, who in Luke's Gospel denies Christ, paid the ultimate price for his rediscovered faith. If it were written after 64 ad, there would be every reason to show how Paul, who persecuted the Church in Acts 7-8, eventually gave his life for what he had previously denied. Both would have been a valuable witness to Theophilus, the recipient of the Acts. In other words, Acts was written the way it was, hiding the location and activities of its original main character, Peter, because it was still important that his location remain a secret, therefore it was written before 64 ad.

If it was written before 64ad, there's no reason not to conclude that it was written in 61ad, right when the book ends, and that Luke completed it and sent it off at the very time he placed Paul for "two full years in his own rented quarters" in Rome. What happened in 64 ad, that the pillars of the church to whom were assigned both the Jews and Gentiles (Gal 2:7) were both martyred in the same city, was not mentioned because by that time the Acts of the Apostles had already assumed its final form and was circulating among the churches.

I like it, but do not understand it fully, though I'm happy to make a preliminary theory, taking into account that Sidney Wang was also apt to speak before thinking things through completely.

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A Marriage made in Arkansas
Hillary Clinton, a leading opponent of DP World's takeover of some US port operations, was this week forced to admit that she did not know her husband had advised Dubai leaders on how to handle the growing dispute.

But former President Bill Clinton's ties to Dubai and the United Arab Emirates should not have come as a surprise to his New York senator wife.
All I can say is, "Yeah, right."

If there was ever an example of how both parties play both sides of every fence, this is it.


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An Official State Religion?

Mitzibel asks if she can cry "Separation of Church and State" yet:
State bill proposes Christianity be Missouri’s official religion

09:24 PM CST on Saturday, March 4, 2006

By John Mills, News 4


Missouri legislators in Jefferson City considered a bill that would name Christianity the state's official "majority" religion.


House Concurrent Resolution 13 has is pending in the state legislature.
Many Missouri residents had not heard about the bill until Thursday.

Karen Aroesty of the Anti-defamation league, along with other watch-groups, began a letter writing and email campaign to stop the resolution.


The resolution would recognize "a Christian god," and it would not protect minority religions, but "protect the majority's right to express their religious beliefs.


The resolution also recognizes that, "a greater power exists," and only Christianity receives what the resolution calls, "justified recognition."


State representative David Sater of Cassville in southwestern Missouri, sponsored the resolution, but he has refused to talk about it on camera or over the phone.
Were the headline accurate, the answer would certainly be in the affirmative, which was the answer I sent her originally. Upon further review, however, the headline is far less accurate than the resolution itself, which I found here and analyze below:
House Concurrent Resolution No. 13 93RD GENERAL ASSEMBLY
The first thing to recognize is that we are not dealing with a bill or proposed law, but a resolution, which is generally defined as: "A formal statement of a decision or opinion by the House or Senate or both... A concurrent resolution is presented in both chambers and usually expresses a congressional view on a matter not within congressional jurisdiction."

So we are dealing with an opinion, not a law. And it is also an opinion on a matter that is "not within congressional (or in this case state legislative) jurisdiction". What is then its power or force? None. In fact, here's an example of a Congressional resolution condemning religious intolerance toward Muslims. Is it a law? No. Does it have any legal force? No. All it is is an opinion about a matter that the legislature cannot or will not legislate on.

Back to Missouri:
Whereas, our forefathers of this great nation of the United States recognized a Christian God and used the principles afforded to us by Him as the founding principles of our nation; and
The various "whereas"clauses set up a set of 'facts' upon which the actual resolution will be based. In the first one, an historical assertion is made that our forefathers recognized a Christian God. Of course, it's open to interpretation and argument. No doubt most of them did personally and that many states did so legally. But there's plenty of doubt if we're trying to say the Constitution is based on Christianity. It presumes a very Christian understanding of human nature and therefore the need for limited government and separation of powers. But God is not acknowledged openly in the Federal Constitution.
Whereas, as citizens of this great nation, we the majority also wish to exercise our constitutional right to acknowledge our Creator and give thanks for the many gifts provided by Him; and
"We...wish to exercise." Tough to argue with desires. If they say that's what they wish, we'll have to take their word for it.
Whereas, as elected officials we should protect the majority's right to express their religious beliefs while showing respect for those who object; and
I don't think anyone would doubt that elected officials should protect the majority's rights. It falls a bit short, imo, in this separation, however. Elected officials should not separate majority from minority here. The rights of ALL must be protected, not simply respected. I don't respect any number of religions. But they deserve protection nonetheless.
Whereas, we wish to continue the wisdom imparted in the Constitution of the United States of America by the founding fathers; and
Another "we wish." Again, who can argue?
Whereas, we as elected officials recognize that a Greater Power exists above and beyond the institutions of mankind:
This one is tricky. "The Supreme Ruler of the Universe" is already recognized in the Missouri Constitution: "We the people of Missouri, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and grateful for His goodness, do establish this constitution for the better government of the state." But do we want legal resolutions pertaining to theological subjects? What if the Missouri Legislature were to "recognize" the perpetual virginity of Mary or the office of Prophet held by Mohammed? Then it might get tricky.
Now, therefore, be it resolved by the members of the House of Representatives of the Ninety-third General Assembly, Second Regular Session, the Senate concurring therein, that we stand with the majority of our constituents and exercise the common sense that voluntary prayer in public schools and religious displays on public property are not a coalition of church and state, but rather the justified recognition of the positive role that Christianity has played in this great nation of ours, the United States of America.
At least, we come to the meat of the thing. The resolution is a statement of opinion, that they stand with the majority of constituents (see note below) that voluntary prayer in public schools and religious displays on private property are not a joining of church and state. Well, according to the original (and I think correct) reading of the First Amendment, they are not.

However, I don't think that's really the issue. Call me cynical, but I think what we have is one group trying to use the moral power of the government to encourage certain political constituencies and another group using it to raise money. I'm sure they'll both be happy if the fight lasts a good long time. Bottom line it's the legislature trying to simply make a statement, knowing that there will be a fight and knowing that the result of the fight is legally meaningless.

That's not really the type of fight that I'm wont to get involved in.

Note: The use of 'majority' is troublesome, because the way I read it is that it presumes the majority are a) Christian and b) want prayer in schools. Those statement may be true, but I don't think they are the same majority. I certainly fall under a) but not b) and I suspect there are some who fall under b) but not a).


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Silver rocks on

Every once in a while, I break my own arm patting myself on the back:
SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Silver futures closed at a fresh 22-year high Friday, up more than 4% for the week with the gains tied to expectations that an exchange-traded fund based on the metal will soon be launched...

The May contract for silver closed at $10.235 an ounce on the New York Mercantile Exchange, up 2.7 cents, following an earlier rise to $10.31, a level not seen since at least 1984.
At one time this blog (or at least its predecessor on Blog City) was pretty much dedicated to silver. That was back when silver was half its present price. Luckily for silver bugs, nothing has really changed, except my desire not to bore my readers by endless repetition of the same theme.

Oh, the price has doubled, but that was inevitable - and if you learn only one thing about the investing strategy I follow, learn that I only bet on the inevitable...it's safer that way. What has not changed is any of the reasons that silver will rise further: there is still a silver deficit, silver is still a byproduct metal, and silver is still far below its historic ratio with gold. In fact, if gold were to keep its present price and silver to regain its historical ratio in the 12-1 or 16-1 range, silver would be priced north of $30 an ounce instead of today's $10. This kind of opportunity is literally once in a lifetime.

But this is not an effort to get you to buy silver. I'll gladly admit that I haven't bought any physical silver since it was half its current price. If I were a financial advisor, I would advise my clients to wait for the next pullback where everyone gets negative on silver and buy then. But that's not my job. I manage databases, so what do I know?

But what this is is an affort to illustrate how certain outcomes are inevitable based on certain actions. Silver was bound to double (as it's bound to double from here and maybe double twice again after that) because as I said three years ago, certain actions have inevitable consequences. Some people pooh-poohed and some said I was bearish on America, as if the fact that I said the dollar would be destroyed by over-creation was a wish for the same. I want to stop the over-creation, but GWB has other ideas and he's the president. Thus we are left to prepare for the consequences.

Now that both gold and silver are at quarter-century highs (and everything else that's not a dollar - like food and houses - are at all time highs) it may seem like a bad idea to trade dollars for other things - "buy low sell high" being a perfectly rational investment strategy. And it would be, if the powers that define the dollar were committed to maintaining its value.

But they are not. In fact, they are doing the opposite:
The Bush administration has been pushing China for the past two years to let its yuan currency appreciate and is widely thought to be moving toward designating China a currency manipulator this spring unless Beijing speeds up its move.
To let the yuan appreciate means to let the dollar further fall, and such is the official policy of the US government. If the dollar falls, then everything that is not a dollar goes up by default. Ergo, it is the official policy of the US government that will raise the price of silver.

Invest in the inevitable. No one ever went broke betting on the monetary incompetence of those who think printed pieces of paper hold value in the long run.


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Dock that chick a day's pay for napping on the job...
WASHINGTON - A key Supreme Court justice said Wednesday that Texas Republicans appeared to hurt minority voters when they redrew congressional boundaries that helped the GOP entrench its power in Congress...

The subject matter was extremely technical, and near the end of the argument Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dozed in her chair. Justices David Souter and Samuel Alito, who flank the 72-year-old, looked at her but did not give her a nudge.
I wonder if she drooled...and it's a good thing she doesn't sit by Scalia, who probably would have put an Alka Seltzer on her tongue and then nudged her just as she started to foam all over herself.

While it's at least as funny to think of Ginsberg sleeping through a case that may decide the makeup of government for the next 2 decades as it is to think of Reagan sleeping through a few less important meetings, I can only note in passing that I haven't heard too many jokes about the former yet.


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Some are more equal than others
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Multiculturalism and religious freedom trumped safety concerns in a Canadian Supreme Court decision on Thursday that will allow orthodox Sikh students to carry traditional daggers to school.

In its decision, the court noted that Sikh orthodoxy requires the wearing of the daggers, known as kirpans, even though they are banned from airplanes and some courtrooms.

"Religious tolerance is a very important value of Canadian society," Justice Louise Charron wrote in reasons for the decision after a court case that involved 12-year-old Gurbaj Singh Multani, who was prevented from carrying his kirpan at a Montreal school.

"If some students consider it unfair that Gurbaj Singh may wear his kirpan to school while they are not allowed to have knives in their possession, it is incumbent on the schools to discharge their obligation to instill in their students this value that is ... at the very foundation of our democracy."
Of course, I'm all for people carrying weapons. If those with concealed carry permits and active-duty military personnel were allowed to carry on planes, we could forego all the rubbish about patting down grandma in the airport. And I've said often that if I were king there would be but one law: all women must be armed at all times.

But it is interesting that the Canadian authorities (who still ban the kirpans in some courtrooms) write off the just complaints of those who are not allowed to carry knives because they are of the wrong religion with the statement that "this value is at the very foundation of our democracy."

I thought the reason we believed in democracy was because all people are equal before the law.

UPDATE: Homeschoolers get to wear swords in school:
For their science lesson, Teddy and Elizabeth are joined by three other homeschooled children and their mother, who live down the street in their suburb midway between Baltimore and Washington, D.C.

Before the lesson starts, all five kids change into Renaissance costumes -- long dresses and bonnets for the girls, tunics and swords for the boys...


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Why I Hate Theology

The Jerusalem Post decides that it's Jerry's call:
An evangelical pastor and an Orthodox rabbi, both from Texas, have apparently persuaded leading Baptist preacher Jerry Falwell that Jews can get to heaven without being converted to Christianity.

Televangelist John Hagee and Rabbi Aryeh Scheinberg, whose Cornerstone Church and Rodfei Sholom congregations are based in San Antonio, told The Jerusalem Post that Falwell had adopted Hagee's innovative belief in what Christians refer to as "dual covenant" theology.


This creed, which runs counter to mainstream evangelism, maintains that the Jewish people has a special relationship to God through the revelation at Sinai and therefore does not need "to go through Christ or the Cross" to get to heaven.
Color me just a little bit skeptical, but I don't think that Jerry's opinion about the question is even news, because I don't think God will be asking Jerry for that opinion. But the fact that Falwell's (changed) opinion on the matter is politically important is one of the reasons I really hate theology, which often has as much to do with power politics as it does to do with God's Word.

In the Middle Ages, theology was known as the "Queen of Sciences" because it was supposed to unlock for us the mysteries of God. In most cases, however, it is naught more than extrapolation from a few well-placed (and occasionally misread) verses, a couple ideas brought over from Plato, and a lot of pulpit pounding. But the theology of the Middle Ages was scrapped by the Lutherans and other Protestants, whose theology was eventually scrapped by many of those who today claim their mantle. That ought to clue us in on the limits of human wisdom.

Don't get me wrong: I am a Christian who believes in the Virgin Birth, vicarious atonement, sacrificial death, physical resurrection, and one-day return of Jesus Christ. In those things, I am a 'fundamentalist' (that's what the word means historically; it's not someone who dislikes dancing). I believe in the authority of scripture, the diety of Christ, and that He is my king, with ownership authority over everything I do, I think, I am.

But the question of HOW those things work is a question of theology, and while in truth the answer is 'we don't know,' there are no limits to the reasons that men give for why God must have acted the way He did or the way He will decide what are to us very bothersome questions. The fact that we can never agree across Christendon just shows the world that while we pretend to know, we don't, and much of the world's problem with Christianity is not with Christ so much as it is with our theology.

For example, fundamentalists and Roman Catholics alike believe that Christ was born when Mary was a virgin. The fact that historical Christianity has believed that is undoubted. But we run into problems as soon as we ask the question, "WHY was Christ born of a virgin?"

Some (namely the Roman Catholics) will argue that it had to do with original sin. They further take Augustine's ideas about original sin and apply them to Mary in the form of the Immaculate Conception, another "theological necessity," IMO, which illustrates the trap that many Christians fall into: we must have an answer, even if we have to make one up. Evangelicals will say that it had to do with prophecy - God promised to bring Messiah from a Virgin, and by golly I'll be danged if He didn't do just that - or with Kingdom rights (Joseph wasn't eligible for the Kingship, so Mary must have had Jesus without his input). Theological liberals disbelieve the whole thing, but that's due to a philosophical presupposition that miracles do not occur; it's not attributable to theology one way or another.

The question of the inerrancy of Scripture is another such conundrum. Many Evangelicals believe in plenary inspiration, which means roughly that God moved the authors of scripture such that it is inerrant in the original writings, and therefore it's important to rediscover the 'originals' via lower textual criticism. Some Evangelicals, however, go further (verbal plenary inspiration) and say that God spoke every word verbally and each author acted as sort of a divine scribe, disregarding the fact that scripture was 'updated' occasionally and was written originally without vowels (are the vowels then not inspired?) Some, notably the KJVO faction, argue that God's word is contained only in one specific translation, word-for-word, and that other versions are 'perversions' of God's perfect word. This again is the theology of necessity: if we don't have the originals, we don't have the word of God; since we have the Word of God, therefore it must be in a version we have today, thus it's the KJV. Each view starts with an axiom: God's word is authoritative, which I believe with them, but most will not simply leave it at that. They must explain how it all happens, and perhaps not surprisingly, God has not really told us. Apparently, the specifics are not all that important. I wish we could leave it at that.

But the problem is that Christians spend millions of hours arguing in public over minutia that we simply don't have an answer for. And I doubt it really does anyone any good.

Getting back to Falwell, the questions of whether Jews or anyone else can 'go to Heaven' (that anyone 'goes to Heaven' I find theologically questionable anyway) is as theologically irrelevant as it is, I gather, politically important. The only real question is what God says to men, and that is spelled out in Paul's sermon to the philosophers at Athens: God calls on all men to turn away from sin and self toward Him, and has proved this by the resurrection of Jesus Christ. How and why are questions God has really not explained: either you believe that God will judge the world or you do not. Either you want to obey God or you do not. Is the how and why really worth arguing about?

Falwell's opinion about that is irrelevant, as is mine; all that matters is that God calls on all men to submit to the Lordship of Christ. He is the coming King, the creator of the Universe, who calls on all men to get right with Him. He will rule, as was promised to the Jews, and he will judge the actions and attitudes of all men.

This is not to say that we can't know more than the Bible plainly says; perhaps we can reason our way to more knowledge. But it is to say that every time we take a step away from what the Bible actually says and into what we say it says, we ought to be humble enough to realize and say that we simply do not know for certain; we may think things to be a certain way, but our speculations are not the last word on God's opinions. There's a reason I'm both a fundamentalist and a theological minimalist, and it's because I find most men's answers to the hard questions a combination of political necessity and wishful thinking.

I believe God has a special place in His heart and Kingdom for the Jews; He made promises to them that He will keep. How does that apply to individual Jews in Israel today? I have no idea. Since there is no other name under Heaven by which we must be saved than Christ, what about those who have never heard? Is there some way Christ may save those without knowledge? I have no idea.

But I think the fact is that no one else knows, either. God has left a lot of questions unanswered. And while it is the glory of the Lord to hide things and the glory of man to search them out (Pr 25:2), we need to realize, with all humility, that His ways are not our ways (Isa 55:8). Now we see through a glass darkly (1Cor 13:12), and our bound-to-be-incomplete opinions are not what God works by. He is not a tame lion: He is the creator and owner of the Universe, and we ought to be very careful about putting word into His mouth that He chose not to speak.


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