He forgot "Leave a whoopie cushion on the Speaker's chair"Republicans are no longer in charge of Congress, but they still have to show up and act like they give a crap for a few more weeks. The Extrapolater has discovered a top-secret memo detailing the remaining priorities for the outgoing majority.
- Re-arrange the deck chairs
- Institute “Casual Fridays”
- Use franking priveleges to mail out resumes
- Get interns to polish our… shoes one last time
- Make sure Pelosi doesn’t put any more of those little soaps and seashells in the men’s room until we’re gone
- Remind George that the preferred term is “Macaca-American”
- Get drunk and moon the White House
- Dance like nobody’s watching
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