From other daughter Bethie's mommyblog:
So, I mailed Jaley my pregnancy test so that she would know I'm pregnant.Yep, El B's gonna be a grandpappy...
I addressed the envelope to "Aunt Jaley."
She opened it and said, "Mom, what is this?"
Mom goes, "it's a pregnancy test. See, one line means you aren't pregnant and two lines means you are pregnant. Look, there's two lines."
Jaley's eyes got wide and she said, "but mom, I'm NOT pregnant."