I'm lacking compassion I think

Somehow, I know I should feel more sorry for this telemarketer than I do. But it's just not in me. Rather I feel just a twinge of jealousy at the ability of the woman on the other end to sustain a meandering, paranoid, insane, yet eminently entertaining rant for a full 8 minutes. If I could do that, I might actually answer the phone on occassion.

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